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Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smile. Check the page source if you want to see some commented sources.

>:(){ :|: & };: <!-- bash forkbomb -->

>[brackets], (parentheses) and {squirlies}

>7/11 was a part time job

>Abandon hope all ye who enter here <!-- Dante's Inferno -->

>Apply the handbrake ya dumb broad <!-- yu-gi-oh abridged -->

>Aryan Tupac

>As above, so below

>Back to the Pleistocene <!-- Edward Abbey -->

>Be excellent to each other <!-- bill and ted -->

>Being pissed off is better than being pissed on

>Brevity is the soul of wit

>Leave the handgun, take the cash <!-- simple creatures - lucy -->

>Bring snacks and supplies <!-- red hot chili peppers - road trippin -->

>Bugger this for a game of soldiers

>But that's just a theory

>C'est la vie <!-- such is life -->

>Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius <!-- kill them all; let God sort them out -->

>Call me Ishmael <!-- moby dick -->

>Coins I flip land on their sides <!-- the automatic lyrics -->

>CSS is Awesome

>Curious and curiouser <!-- alice in wonderland -->

>Damnation, for this? <!-- Gladius -->

>Deus vult <!-- god wills it -->

>Diamonds are intrinsically worthless <!-- de beers chairman, nicky oppenheimer -->

>Did you see that ludicrous display last night

>Do androids dream of dick? <!-- misprinted book label -->

>Don't sweat the small stuff

>Each of us fights for what he lacks most <!-- robert surcouf -->

>Errors by errorlight

>Ever felt the joy of karate chopping an ankle? <!-- lolnein -->

>Everybody lies <!-- house -->

>Everyday we stray further from Saradomin's light <!-- runescape -->

>Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence <!-- sagan -->

>Feed me Seymore <!-- little shop of horrors -->

>Feels like we only go backwards <!-- tame impala -->

>Fuck off up the model village <!-- hot fuzz -->

>Furthermore, I consider that Carthage must be destroyed <!-- Cato the Censor -->

>Get used to disappointment

>Glory to Arstotska <!-- papers please -->

>Hail Hydra <!-- avengers -->

>Have you hugged your Zords today? <!-- power rangers movie -->

>Have you seen this chicken? <!-- wallace and gromitt -->

>Having fun is not a waste of time

>He has no wallet, I checked <!-- the office -->

>Heavy wizardry begins here

>Hell is real. Heaven is not

>Hesitation is defeat <!-- sek