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Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smile. Check the page source if you want to see some commented sources.

>:(){ :|: & };: <!-- bash forkbomb -->

>[brackets], (parentheses) and {squirlies}

>7/11 was a part time job

>Abandon hope all ye who enter here <!-- Dante's Inferno -->

>Apply the handbrake ya dumb broad <!-- yu-gi-oh abridged -->

>Aryan Tupac

>As above, so below

>Back to the Pleistocene <!-- Edward Abbey -->

>Be excellent to each other <!-- bill and ted -->

>Being pissed off is better than being pissed on

>Brevity is the soul of wit

>Leave the handgun, take the cash <!-- simple creatures - lucy -->

>Bring snacks and supplies <!-- red hot chili peppers - road trippin -->

>Bugger this for a game of soldiers

>But that's just a theory

>C'est la vie <!-- such is life -->

>Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius <!-- kill them all; let God sort them out -->

>Call me Ishmael <!-- moby dick -->

>Coins I flip land on their sides <!-- the automatic lyrics -->

>CSS is Awesome

>Curious and curiouser <!-- alice in wonderland -->

>Damnation, for this? <!-- Gladius -->

>Deus vult <!-- god wills it -->

>Diamonds are intrinsically worthless <!-- de beers chairman, nicky oppenheimer -->

>Did you see that ludicrous display last night

>Do androids dream of dick? <!-- misprinted book label -->

>Don't sweat the small stuff

>Each of us fights for what he lacks most <!-- robert surcouf -->

>Errors by errorlight

>Ever felt the joy of karate chopping an ankle? <!-- lolnein -->

>Everybody lies <!-- house -->

>Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence <!-- sagan -->

>Feed me Seymore <!-- little shop of horrors -->

>Feels like we only go backwards <!-- tame impala -->

>Fuck off up the model village <!-- hot fuzz -->

>Furthermore, I consider that Carthage must be destroyed <!-- Cato the Censor -->

>Get used to disappointment

>Glory to Arstotska <!-- papers please -->

>Hail Hydra <!-- avengers -->

>Have you hugged your Zords today? <!-- power rangers movie -->

>Have you seen this chicken? <!-- wallace and gromitt -->

>Having fun is not a waste of time

>He has no wallet, I checked <!-- the office -->

>Heavy wizardry begins here

>Hell is real. Heaven is not

>Hesitation is defeat <!-- sekiro -->

>Hi, my name is Adobe and I'm a professional software suite <!-- dankpods -->

>History vindicated Kaczynski

>Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die <!-- fake buddhist quote -->

>How far do you think I can kick this bucket? <!-- joke punchline -->

>I am the milkman, my milk is delicious <!-- psychonauts -->

>I did not have sexual relations with that woman <!-- bill clinton -->

>I don't know about you, but I could murder a curry <!-- discworld -->

>I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully

>I had a plan for that rock <!-- hoarders -->

>I have diplomatic immunity <!-- lethal weapon 2 -->

>I know it when I see it

>I mentally shake hands with you for your answer

>I never saved anything for the swim back <!-- gattacca -->

>I regret learning to read

>I saw her duck with my telescope <!-- ambiguous sentence -->

>I think he took his wallet <!-- back to the future -->

>If you die in russia, you die in real life

>If you play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang <!-- anchorman -->

>If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget <!-- night vale -->

>If you were any simpler you’d have to be watered every day

>I'm not complaining, I'm just explaining <!-- austin mcconnell -->

>In Scotland the forbidden fruit is fruit. <!-- Gary Delaney -->

>In war there are no winners, only widows <!-- arrival -->

>In your opinion, which country contributed most to the defeat of Germany in 1945? <!-- IFOP poll -->

>Incidentally, my name is Ged&auml;chtnis <!-- fireball -->

>Is almond a fruit? <!-- nailed it -->

>Is that a euphemism?

>ISO-8601 for life

>It is a very comfortable hell

>It takes forever, until it doesn't

>It's funny how a diagnosis can make things worse

>It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care <!-- office space -->

>It's not your pudding, you alzheimer's lout! <!-- cloud atlas -->

>It's probably fine

>Jeremy Irons lives in your garage

>Jessie, you're a goo