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+title: Classy home
+dream: dated
+date: 2023-01-02
+---
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+I was at a friends <!-- SC --> house that while that same overall layout, was incredibly ornately furnished with marble water features, fountains interspersed with jets of flame and free standing bath tubs around in most rooms. All the internal walls were matte black bricks with white mortar and the floors had thick white shaggy rugs scattered around them.
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+The house was full of women who were all preparing to go to an airport to travel abroad so there was luggage, clothing and toiletries scattered everywhere and the houses owner was also very made up, wearing a slinky black dress.
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+I was wandering around looking for a bathroom in a room I knew had an en suite but this had been replaced with more elaborate water features. I was looking to find the owner to ask where the bathroom had moved to, trying to avoid getting in peoples way but still inevitably doing so.
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+title: State shrapnel
+dream: dated
+date: 2023-01-05
+---
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+I was at [The Company Shop](https://www.companyshopgroup.co.uk/) but the aisles had been replaced with a kind of ordering counter and café chair and table layout where you could order food and it would be cooked and served for you there and then. I ordered a chicken burger with chips but the woman serving gave me my change before I'd paid her. I tried calculating what she expected me to pay from the change given but couldn't as it came to about 80p which was well under what I was expecting. The physical amount of change she have me was enormous too, intentionally using the smallest denominations possible.
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+I just wrote off the burger and decided to walk home as it was only a couple hundred metres just to deposit the vast amount of change. As I approached my door, my next door neighbour had a ramp to their front door and seemed to be moving things around.
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+At my house I struggled to open the door as it was really untidy, when I finally entered the house I dropped my pile of change on the worktop and gave it a look over. Some of the coins were thick gold coloured tokens in the shapes of US states with even stranger denominations like the shape of Florida as 30p and Michigan (complete with flimsy chain linking the two pieces) as 40p.
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+title: Litter lady
+dream: dated
+date: 2023-01-06
+---
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+I was visiting a friend who had recently moved house to an old Victorian style terrace. He had a new girlfriend who'd moved in and this was to be the first time I'd ever met her. He'd already warned me she was a bit crazy but was hoping to work things out in the future. For some reason I was roped into cleaning out her cats litter trays but she had an extremely specific way of doing this, with certain bags, brushes and trays needing to be used with everything ultimately being binned versus recycled.
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+I entered the house and did things mostly her way but with a few optimisations and shortcuts here and there I thought I could get away with. I heard a noise upstairs but left it be, then found out she was in the house spying on me making sure I followed her plan to the letter. Eventually I just left as her demands are bordering on ridiculous. My friend then told me he was going to break up with her and things weren't working out.
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+title: Archer tests
+dream: dated
+date: 2023-01-27
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+I was with Tom Scott after he'd filmed a video about a disabled Latino archer showing how well he could shoot and otherwise was physically. He was unintentionally rude regarding the archers other capabilities so the archer fired a few shots into a target dummy while Tom stood quite close.
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+Another test was a prosthetic human hand mounted about 3 metres off the ground that you were just supposed to do a standing jump towards. Tom had a go at this and failed miserably. I tried as well and also failed but I bet that I could grab the hand by running at the wall and rebounding off of it. Nobody else believed I could but I managed it on my first try.
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+After grabbing the hand, the process of getting back down to the ground was to slide down brightly coloured plastic piping like a spiral staircase handrail.
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+title: Alpine quiz
+dream: dated
+date: 2023-02-08
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+I was cycling high up in the Austrian Alps when I stopped off at a British style pub where I was served some sticky dates in a bag with a pint of cold beer.
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+As I sat down at my table I was being harassed by a dog, my friend <!-- CD --> produced a board game from a stack of them near the bar and we started to play, but the barman took up a microphone and started a quiz to the nearly empty pub.
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+title: Camper van meal
+dream: dated
+date: 2023-02-26
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+I was living in a [VW camper van](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_Westfalia_Camper) having a nap parked up by the side of a road in a foreign town. I was wearing a pair of bluetooth headphones, watching videos on my laptop. I was awoken by a dog messing around with my feet as they hung out of the side of the van. It has just rained and my laptop was outside but it seemed fine if not a bit soggy.
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+The dogs owner and I started talking and decided to go out for a drink and a meal, we went to a bar then to a takeaway called Stinky's where the menu only had about 10 items on it but my new friend ordered a special dish that consisted of 3 plates on a much larger long plate, one had salad and cous cous, the other had long sushi rolls and the final had something sweet.
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+After the meal he connected his phone to a TV at the end of the table and started watching compilations of women dancing to TikTok style songs.
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+title: Bloody bandage
+dream: dated
+date: 2023-02-28
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+I was at home my parents house having just given blood, my arm was aching and I needed to go the the bathroom as well. As I walked along the landing towards the bathroom the floor seemed to slope upwards and walking further was a real struggle.
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+I reached my left arm out to try grab ahold of something to stop from falling backwards and saw my needle mark had started bleeding again, I gingerly pulled off the plaster which was now heavy with blood and it started oozing back out again thickly.
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+I tried throwing away the plaster away but it just hung in the air about 50cm from where it left my fingers. My arm was covered in blood trickles intertwining and I still couldn't make any progress towards the bathroom.
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