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diff --git a/content/memoirs/vended-cups.md b/content/memoirs/vended-cups.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9c03d0c --- /dev/null +++ b/content/memoirs/vended-cups.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +--- +title: Vended cups +memoir: college +--- + +In the break room at college we had a water cooler and a hot drinks vending machine, as the water cooler was free we inevitably used up all the disposable cups while the vending machine was left relatively untouched. + +We discovered one morning you could reach up into the vending machine and pull out the cups that the machine dispensed, then use those for water. + +We had a hapless and somewhat autistic student in this college who one morning decided to try and vend a hot chocolate. He inserted his money, pressed the option, and the vending machine which was now left sans-cups just poured hot chocolate straight into the machines drain. + +The student was absolutely furious with this and started bawling his eyes out as the rest of us mercilles students just laughed at his misfortune. + +The colleges' administrator came up to see what all the racket was about and proceeded to give us all a bollocking for 'damaging' the machine and wasting food. + +One of our cockier students retorted that if there were sufficient cups for the water, we wouldn't have had to resort to stealing from the other machine
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