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+Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smile. Check the page source if you want to see some commented sources.
+
+>:(){ :|: & };: <!-- bash forkbomb -->
+
+>[brackets], (parentheses) and {squirlies}
+
+>7/11 was a part time job
+
+>Abandon hope all ye who enter here <!-- Dante's Inferno -->
+
+>Apply the handbrake ya dumb broad <!-- yu-gi-oh abridged -->
+
+>Aryan Tupac
+
+>As above, so below
+
+>Back to the Pleistocene <!-- Edward Abbey -->
+
+>Be excellent to each other <!-- bill and ted -->
+
+>Being pissed off is better than being pissed on
+
+>Brevity is the soul of wit
+
+>Leave the handgun, take the cash <!-- simple creatures - lucy -->
+
+>Bring snacks and supplies <!-- red hot chili peppers - road trippin -->
+
+>Bugger this for a game of soldiers
+
+>But that's just a theory
+
+>C'est la vie <!-- such is life -->
+
+>Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius <!-- kill them all; let God sort them out -->
+
+>Call me Ishmael <!-- moby dick -->
+
+>Coins I flip land on their sides <!-- the automatic lyrics -->
+
+>CSS is Awesome
+
+>Curious and curiouser <!-- alice in wonderland -->
+
+>Deus vult <!-- god wills it -->
+
+>Diamonds are intrinsically worthless <!-- de beers chairman, nicky oppenheimer -->
+
+>Did you see that ludicrous display last night
+
+>Do androids dream of dick? <!-- misprinted book label -->
+
+>Don't sweat the small stuff
+
+>Errors by errorlight
+
+>Ever felt the joy of karate chopping an ankle? <!-- lolnein -->
+
+>Feed me Seymore <!-- little shop of horrors -->
+
+>Feels like we only go backwards <!-- tame impala -->
+
+>Fuck off up the model village <!-- hot fuzz -->
+
+>Furthermore, I consider that Carthage must be destroyed <!-- Cato the Censor -->
+
+>Get used to disappointment
+
+>Glory to Arstotska <!-- papers please -->
+
+>Hail Hydra <!-- avengers -->
+
+>Have you hugged your Zords today? <!-- power rangers movie -->
+
+>Have you seen this chicken? <!-- wallace and gromitt -->
+
+>Having fun is not a waste of time
+
+>He has no wallet, I checked <!-- the office -->
+
+>Heavy wizardry begins here
+
+>Hell is real. Heaven is not
+
+>Hesitation is defeat <!-- sekiro -->
+
+>History vindicated Kaczynski
+
+>Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die <!-- fake buddhist quote -->
+
+>How far do you think I can kick this bucket? <!-- joke punchline -->
+
+>I am the milkman, my milk is delicious <!-- psychonauts -->
+
+>I did not have sexual relations with that woman <!-- bill clinton -->
+
+>I don't know about you, but I could murder a curry <!-- discworld -->
+
+>I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully
+
+>I had a plan for that rock <!-- hoarders -->
+
+>I have diplomatic immunity
+
+>I know it when I see it
+
+>I mentally shake hands with you for your answer
+
+>I never saved anything for the swim back <!-- gattacca -->
+
+>I regret learning to read
+
+>I saw her duck with my telescope <!-- ambiguous sentence -->
+
+>I think he took his wallet <!-- back to the future -->
+
+>If you die in russia, you die in real life
+
+>If you play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang <!-- anchorman -->
+
+>If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget
+
+>I'm not complaining, I'm just explaining <!-- austin mcconnell -->
+
+>In war there are no winners, only widows <!-- arrival -->
+
+>In your opinion, which country contributed most to the defeat of Germany in 1945? <!-- IFOP poll -->
+
+>Is that a euphemism?
+
+>It's not your pudding, you alzheimer's lout! <!-- cloud atlas -->
+
+>ISO-8601 for life
+
+>It is a very comfortable hell
+
+>It takes forever, until it doesn't
+
+>It's funny how a diagnosis can make things worse
+
+>It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care <!-- office space -->
+
+>It's probably fine
+
+>Jeremy Irons lives in your garage
+
+>Jessie, you're a good dog <!-- paw - jessie -->
+
+>Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you
+
+>Just one cornetto
+
+>Keep it futile <!-- nathan barley -->
+
+>keine gnade meine kinder
+
+>Let nothing human be alien to you
+
+>Let's see what life has installed for us <!-- typo -->
+
+>Magic must defeat magic <!-- jackie chan adventures -->
+
+>Make your influence positive
+
+>Mark, be honest. Is this not a little bit better than being dead? <!-- that mitchell and webb look -->
+
+>Mother, should I trust the government <!-- pink floyd -->
+
+>Mustn't grumble <!-- chas and dave wallop -->
+
+>My tables are so clean you could eat off them
+
+>No capes <!-- the incredibles -->
+
+>NO ESCAPE, NO SURRENDER, NO WITNESSES
+
+>No kali-ba
+
+>No one knows anything
+
+>nofkyo <!-- exurb1a - no one fucking knows yet, okay -->
+
+>Not a hill I want to die on
+
+>Not great, not terrible <!-- chernobyl -->
+
+>Not my circus, not my monkeys
+
+>Not today, old friend
+
+>Not waving, but drowning
+
+>Nothing will be born from hatred
+
+>Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides <!-- discworld -->
+
+>Off we go then
+
+>One clown leg <!-- midnight gospel -->
+
+>Only a sith deals in absolutes <!-- star trek prequel -->
+
+>Peaceful sheep live happily eating grass <!-- close to the sun -->
+
+>Pining for the fjords <!-- monty python -->
+
+>Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
+
+>Poverty has its freedoms; opulence has its obstacles
+
+>RAID is not backup
+
+>Rosalind's a fucking nightmare <!-- taskmaster -->
+
+>Roses are red, violets are blue, Unexpected '{' on line 32
+
+>Row row. Fight the power
+
+>Seldom surprised, often disappointed
+
+>Shh my child... Let's not do to anything too rash...
+
+>Shikata ga nai <!-- japanese phrase, it cannot be helped -->
+
+>Shooting stars only <!-- the langoliers -->
+
+>Sic semper tyrannis you fucking idiot
+
+>Snifters of cognac for everyone
+
+>So it goes <!-- slaughterhouse five -->
+
+>Sometimes I work for the government <!-- psychonauts -->
+
+>Swansea is the graveyard of ambition <!-- not dylan thomas -->
+
+>Tart baker <!-- midnight gospel -->
+
+>Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. <!-- star trek tng -->
+
+>Thanks, I hate it
+
+>That’s my secret Cap'. I’m always tired.
+
+>The burned hand teaches best <!-- tokien -->
+
+>The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race <!-- uncle ted -->
+
+>The things you own end up owning you <!-- fight club -->
+
+>The years start coming and they don't stop coming <!-- smash mouth -->
+
+>Theoretical degree in physics <!-- fallout -->
+
+>There can be only one <!-- highlander -->
+
+>Things won't always be this good
+
+>This inhuman place makes human monsters <!-- The Shining -->
+
+>This isn't horseplay, it's a major felony <!-- Hudson Hawk -->
+
+>This meme is already nothing but a memory
+
+>Three men, two ladies
+
+>Tiny Terry loves his pickles <!-- brooklyn nine-nine -->
+
+>'Tis a silly place <!-- monty python and the holy grail -->
+
+>Tsundoku
+
+>Two hundred dollar, please
+
+>Two steps forward, three steps back
+
+>Well I'm not here to fuck spiders <!-- australian slang -->
+
+>Well. I guess there's nothing to do but lay here and wait to die
+
+>What a digital dummy <!-- yu-gi-oh -->
+
+>What a save! <!-- rocket league -->
+
+>What's her name again? - Eileen, I think <!-- american dad -->
+
+>What's it all about then? Seriously, when you get down to it
+
+>When should I start to worry? <!-- south park -->
+
+>Where dreams go to die
+
+>Who you calling a stalker? I'm not a stalker, you're a stalker!
+
+>With all the things you have in your life, are you any more happy than your dog? <!-- ramesh balsekar -->
+
+>wOrange, Orange, wGreen, Blue, wBlue, Green, wBrown, Brown <!-- cat5 network cable -->
+
+>Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad <!-- aldous huxley -->
+
+>You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need one to skydive twice
+
+>You guys have phones, don't you? <!-- diablo press conference -->
+
+>You sound like my parole officer
+
+>You stay, I go. No following. <!-- the iron giant -->
+
+>You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning
+
+>Your proposal is acceptable
+
+>You've got razzle-dazzle <!-- sun-maid raisins -->
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