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diff --git a/content/quotes.md b/content/quotes.md index b88a7a0..981d4ae 100644 --- a/content/quotes.md +++ b/content/quotes.md @@ -5,28 +5,25 @@ layout: single Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smile. Check the page source if you want to see some commented sources. ->'Tis a silly place <!-- monty python and the holy grail --> >7/11 was a part time job ->:(){ :|: & };: <!-- bash forkbomb --> +>Abandon hope all ye who enter here <!-- Dante's Inferno --> + +>Abort, she's onto us <!-- brooklyn nine-nine --> >A friend to all is a friend to none <!-- aristotle --> >A little bit of everything, all of the time <!-- bo burnham --> ->A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "I think I might be type-o" - ->Abandon hope all ye who enter here <!-- Dante's Inferno --> - ->Abort, she's onto us <!-- brooklyn nine-nine --> - >Ambition makes you look pretty ugly <!-- paranoid android --> >And I say your 3 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough <!-- futurama --> >Apply the handbrake ya dumb broad <!-- yu-gi-oh abridged --> +>A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "I think I might be type-o" + >Are we still in denial when we know we're not happy here <!-- outkast - hey ya --> >Aryan Tupac @@ -37,6 +34,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Back to the Pleistocene <!-- Edward Abbey --> +>:(){ :|: & };: <!-- bash forkbomb --> + >Be cheerful, enjoy your life <!-- turkish mosaic --> >Be excellent to each other <!-- bill and ted --> @@ -45,6 +44,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Better one day as a lion than a hundred days as a sheep +>[brackets], (parentheses) and {squirlies} + >Bread and circuses <!-- juvenal, roman poet --> >Brevity is the soul of wit @@ -55,11 +56,9 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Bugger this for a game of soldiers ->But that's just a theory <!-- game theory youtube --> - >Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. God, life’s relentless. <!-- peep show --> ->C'est la vie <!-- such is life --> +>But that's just a theory <!-- game theory youtube --> >Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius <!-- kill them all; let God sort them out --> @@ -67,16 +66,18 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Carne Por la Machina <!-- the expanse --> +>C'est la vie <!-- such is life --> + >Coins I flip land on their sides <!-- the automatic lyrics --> >CSS is Awesome >Curious and curiouser <!-- alice in wonderland --> ->d'ä e å, å i åa ä e ö <!-- there is a stream, and in the stream there is an island --> - >Damnation, for this? <!-- Gladius --> +>d'ä e å, å i åa ä e ö <!-- there is a stream, and in the stream there is an island --> + >Defer your gratification >Deus vult <!-- god wills it --> @@ -97,6 +98,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Each of us fights for what he lacks most <!-- robert surcouf --> +>🇬🇧 English (Traditional), 🇺🇸 English (Simplified) + >En svensk tiger <!-- swedish propaganda --> >Errors by errorlight @@ -105,14 +108,14 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Ever felt the joy of karate chopping an ankle? <!-- lolnein --> ->Every man has his price <!-- harold robbins --> - ->Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes <!-- big man tyrone --> - >Everybody lies <!-- house --> >Everyday we stray further from Saradomin's light <!-- runescape --> +>Every man has his price <!-- harold robbins --> + +>Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes <!-- big man tyrone --> + >Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence <!-- sagan --> >Face down, ass up, I've fallen and I can't get up @@ -159,10 +162,10 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Having fun is not a waste of time ->He has no wallet, I checked <!-- the office --> - >Heavy wizardry begins here +>He has no wallet, I checked <!-- the office --> + >Hell is real. Heaven is not >Hello! I've just shot somebody and I did it on purpose. I said, I have murdered a man and I want to confess <!-- Last Action Hero --> @@ -195,39 +198,37 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully ->I had a plan for that rock <!-- hoarders --> - ->I hate to hate and I hate that <!-- Till Lindemann --> +>If you could blow up the world with the flick of a switch would you do it? <!-- flaming lips --> ->I have diplomatic immunity <!-- lethal weapon 2 --> +>If you die in Russia, you die in real life ->I know it when I see it +>If you don't stand for something, you'll be sure to fall for anything <!-- aj whitney --> ->I loathe Zuni aesthetics <!-- tales from the darkside --> +>If you know beans about chili, you know that chili has no beans <!-- Kent Finlay --> ->I mentally shake hands with you for your answer +>If you play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang <!-- anchorman --> ->I must apologize for Wimp Lo... he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke. <!-- kung pow --> +>If you're not turned on to politics, politics will turn on you <!-- ralph nader --> ->I never saved anything for the swim back <!-- gattacca --> +>If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget <!-- night vale --> ->I only doubted you up until the end <!-- forager --> +>If you were any simpler you'd have to be watered every day ->I pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico <!-- andrew henderson --> +>I had a plan for that rock <!-- hoarders --> ->I regret learning to read +>I hate to hate and I hate that <!-- Till Lindemann --> ->I saw her duck with my telescope <!-- ambiguous sentence --> +>I have diplomatic immunity <!-- lethal weapon 2 --> ->I suppose he meant well, but then so did Hitler <!-- Spike Milligan --> +>I know it when I see it ->I think he took his wallet <!-- back to the future --> +>I loathe Zuni aesthetics <!-- tales from the darkside --> ->I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes <!-- James Randi --> +>I'm bleeding, making me the victor <!-- kung pow --> ->I would rather starve than eat your bread <!-- pearl jam corduroy --> +>I mentally shake hands with you for your answer ->I'm bleeding, making me the victor <!-- kung pow --> +>I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism <!-- red alert 3 --> >I'm not a real doctor, But I am a real worm <!-- they might be giants --> @@ -237,41 +238,39 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. <!-- the office --> ->I've got a horse called Treacle. It's got golden stirrups <!-- tim vine --> - ->If you could blow up the world with the flick of a switch would you do it? <!-- flaming lips --> - ->If you die in Russia, you die in real life - ->If you don't stand for something, you'll be sure to fall for anything <!-- aj whitney --> - ->If you know beans about chili, you know that chili has no beans <!-- Kent Finlay --> - ->If you play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang <!-- anchorman --> - ->If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget <!-- night vale --> +>I must apologize for Wimp Lo... he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke. <!-- kung pow --> ->If you were any simpler you'd have to be watered every day +>Incidentally, my name is Gedächtnis <!-- fireball --> ->If you're not turned on to politics, politics will turn on you <!-- ralph nader --> +>I never saved anything for the swim back <!-- gattacca --> >In Scotland the forbidden fruit is fruit. <!-- Gary Delaney --> +>Into the incinerator you go <!-- jonathan pie --> + >In war there are no winners, only widows <!-- arrival --> >In your opinion, which country contributed most to the defeat of Germany in 1945? <!-- IFOP poll --> ->Incidentally, my name is Gedächtnis <!-- fireball --> +>I only doubted you up until the end <!-- forager --> ->Into the incinerator you go <!-- jonathan pie --> +>I pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico <!-- andrew henderson --> + +>I regret learning to read >Is almond a fruit? <!-- nailed it --> +>I saw her duck with my telescope <!-- ambiguous sentence --> + +>ISO-8601 for life + >Is that a euphemism? >Is this capoeira? <!-- Fireball --> ->ISO-8601 for life +>I suppose he meant well, but then so did Hitler <!-- Spike Milligan --> + +>I think he took his wallet <!-- back to the future --> >It is a very comfortable hell @@ -279,8 +278,6 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >It may not be a perfect system, but it's still the best one there is ->It takes forever, until it doesn't - >It's called a child-size soda because it is the size of a child <!-- parks and recreation --> >It's funny how a diagnosis can make things worse @@ -291,6 +288,14 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >It's probably fine +>It takes forever, until it doesn't + +>I've got a horse called Treacle. It's got golden stirrups <!-- tim vine --> + +>I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes <!-- James Randi --> + +>I would rather starve than eat your bread <!-- pearl jam corduroy --> + >Jeremy Irons lives in your garage <!-- taskmaster --> >Jessie, you're a good dog <!-- paw - jessie --> @@ -331,10 +336,10 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >May you live in interesting times <!-- english expression --> ->Me? The one person I trusted most? <!-- poorly drawn lines --> - >Meeting Disconnected. The AI detected an unexpected loved one. <!-- boy boy prison commentary --> +>Me? The one person I trusted most? <!-- poorly drawn lines --> + >Monster Island's actually a peninsula <!-- the simpsons --> >More similar than different <!-- travel man --> @@ -357,16 +362,22 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >NO ESCAPE, NO SURRENDER, NO WITNESSES +>nofkyo <!-- exurb1a - no one fucking knows yet, okay --> + >No kali-ba >No one knows anything ->nofkyo <!-- exurb1a - no one fucking knows yet, okay --> - >Not a hill I want to die on >Not great, not terrible <!-- chernobyl --> +>Nothing cleans stubborn stains like suppressed anger <!-- Unseen Academicals --> + +>Nothing Is True and Everything Is Possible <!-- Peter Pomerantsev book --> + +>Nothing will be born from hatred <!-- Gesicht, Pluto manga --> + >Not my circus, not my monkeys <!-- polish phrase --> >Not today, old friend <!-- the simpsons --> @@ -375,12 +386,6 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Not your keys, not your coins <!-- cryptocurrency phrase --> ->Nothing cleans stubborn stains like suppressed anger <!-- Unseen Academicals --> - ->Nothing Is True and Everything Is Possible <!-- Peter Pomerantsev book --> - ->Nothing will be born from hatred <!-- Gesicht, Pluto manga --> - >Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides <!-- discworld --> >Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers <!-- motown missile --> @@ -389,14 +394,14 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Oll Korrect <!-- OK etymology --> ->On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog <!-- the new yorker --> - >Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands <!-- Anthony Bourdain --> >One clown leg <!-- midnight gospel --> >Only a sith deals in absolutes <!-- star wars prequel --> +>On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog <!-- the new yorker --> + >Outside of a Dog, a Book is Man's Best Friend. Inside of a Dog, It's Too Dark to Read <!-- groucho marx? --> >Peaceful sheep live happily eating grass <!-- close to the sun --> @@ -465,10 +470,10 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Tell me what you want, and I'll tell you if I'm free ->Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button <!-- spaceballs --> - >Thanks, I hate it <!-- reddit --> +>Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button <!-- spaceballs --> + >That anime hologram's just not that into you <!-- archer --> >That's a maniac standpoint <!-- Enter Shikari --> @@ -493,8 +498,16 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >The mask is heavy today? <!-- calibans war --> +>Theoretical degree in physics <!-- fallout --> + >The patron saint of putting up with idiots <!-- leviathan's fall --> +>There can be only one <!-- highlander --> + +>There it is again. That funny feeling. <!-- bo burnham --> + +>There was blood in the kitchen, there was blood in the hall <!-- shivering truth --> + >The things you own end up owning you <!-- fight club --> >The truth shall set you free @@ -503,14 +516,6 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >The years start coming and they don't stop coming <!-- smash mouth --> ->Theoretical degree in physics <!-- fallout --> - ->There can be only one <!-- highlander --> - ->There it is again. That funny feeling. <!-- bo burnham --> - ->There was blood in the kitchen, there was blood in the hall <!-- shivering truth --> - >They only have to be lucky once, we have to be lucky always <!-- IRA --> >They think your haircuts are un-American <!-- beatles interview --> @@ -523,10 +528,10 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >This is extremely dangerous to our democracy <!-- sinclair broadcast group --> ->This is only a test of the emergency broadcast system <!-- pennywise --> - >This isn't horseplay, it's a major felony <!-- Hudson Hawk --> +>This is only a test of the emergency broadcast system <!-- pennywise --> + >This meme is already nothing but a memory >Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. <!-- groucho marx --> @@ -535,6 +540,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Tiny Terry loves his pickles <!-- brooklyn nine-nine --> +>'Tis a silly place <!-- monty python and the holy grail --> + >Trust, but verify <!-- russian phrase --> >Tsundoku @@ -555,6 +562,10 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >We'll burn that bridge when we get to it <!-- malaphor --> +>Well. I guess there's nothing to do but lay here and wait to die + +>Well I'm not here to fuck spiders <!-- australian slang --> + >We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyones arguing over where they're going to sit <!-- david suzuki --> >We're just normal men. We're just innocent men <!-- cbbc hacker --> @@ -563,24 +574,20 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son <!-- the simpsons --> ->Well I'm not here to fuck spiders <!-- australian slang --> - ->Well. I guess there's nothing to do but lay here and wait to die - >What a digital dummy <!-- yu-gi-oh --> ->What a save! <!-- rocket league --> - >What are you screaming for? I haven't even started cooking yet <!-- Life of Boris --> ->What goes on in liminal space stays in liminal space, right? <!-- ayoade on top --> +>What a save! <!-- rocket league --> ->What we've got here is failure to communicate <!-- cool hand luke --> +>What goes on in liminal space stays in liminal space, right? <!-- ayoade on top --> >What's her name again? - Eileen, I think <!-- american dad --> >What's it all about then? Seriously, when you get down to it <!-- discworld --> +>What we've got here is failure to communicate <!-- cool hand luke --> + >When should I start to worry? <!-- south park --> >Where dreams go to die @@ -591,12 +598,12 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >wOrange, Orange, wGreen, Blue, wBlue, Green, wBrown, Brown <!-- cat5 network cable --> +>Yes, even if they ask stupid questions <!-- love everyone meme, no matter what --> + >Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad <!-- aldous huxley --> >Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango <!-- toast of london --> ->Yes, even if they ask stupid questions <!-- love everyone meme, no matter what --> - >Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders <!-- the new yorker --> >Yes, there's a TV set on at number five, it's in the front room. They're watching Columbo <!-- TV licence ad --> @@ -611,32 +618,28 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >You guys have phones, don't you? <!-- diablo press conference --> +>You'll Own Nothing and You'll Be Happy <!-- Ida Auken --> + >You load 16 tons, what do you get? <!-- Tennessee Ernie Ford --> >You need to work on your threats ->You sound like my parole officer +>Your friends are having children on purpose <!-- reddit rastus547 --> ->You stay, I go. No following. <!-- the iron giant --> +>Your proposal is acceptable <!-- men in black --> ->You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary, between shit and syphilis <!-- what the hell did I just read --> +>Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. <!-- jurassic park --> ->You will find out what we make at the factory when you work at the factory <!-- weird the al yankovic story --> +>Your stories have entertained me. I will let you into the cave for a short time. <!-- oldschool runescape --> ->You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning <!-- father ted --> +>You sound like my parole officer ->You'll Own Nothing and You'll Be Happy <!-- Ida Auken --> +>You stay, I go. No following. <!-- the iron giant --> >You've got razzle-dazzle <!-- sun-maid raisins --> ->Your friends are having children on purpose <!-- reddit rastus547 --> - ->Your proposal is acceptable <!-- men in black --> - ->Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. <!-- jurassic park --> - ->Your stories have entertained me. I will let you into the cave for a short time. <!-- oldschool runescape --> +>You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary, between shit and syphilis <!-- what the hell did I just read --> ->[brackets], (parentheses) and {squirlies} +>You will find out what we make at the factory when you work at the factory <!-- weird the al yankovic story --> ->🇬🇧 English (Traditional), 🇺🇸 English (Simplified) +>You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning <!-- father ted -->
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