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diff --git a/content/quotes.md b/content/quotes.md index e0b605b..cb6423f 100644 --- a/content/quotes.md +++ b/content/quotes.md @@ -567,6 +567,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Yes, even if they ask stupid questions <!-- love everyone meme, no matter what --> +>Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders <!-- the new yorker --> + >You are being shagged by a rare parrot! <!-- last chance to see --> >You are tending a plant that is dead <!-- star trek discovery --> @@ -587,10 +589,14 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary, between shit and syphilis <!-- what the hell did I just read --> +>You will find out what we make at the factory when you work at the factory <!-- weird the al yankovic story --> + >You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning <!-- father ted --> >You'll Own Nothing and You'll Be Happy <!-- Ida Auken --> +>Your friends are having children on purpose <!-- reddit rastus547 --> + >Your proposal is acceptable <!-- men in black --> >Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. <!-- jurassic park --> |