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Check the page source if you want to see some commented sources. - ->:(){ :|: & };: <!-- bash forkbomb --> - ->[brackets], (parentheses) and {squirlies} - ->7/11 was a part time job - ->Abandon hope all ye who enter here <!-- Dante's Inferno --> - ->Apply the handbrake ya dumb broad <!-- yu-gi-oh abridged --> - ->Aryan Tupac - ->As above, so below - ->Back to the Pleistocene <!-- Edward Abbey --> - ->Be excellent to each other <!-- bill and ted --> - ->Being pissed off is better than being pissed on - ->Brevity is the soul of wit - ->Leave the handgun, take the cash <!-- simple creatures - lucy --> - ->Bring snacks and supplies <!-- red hot chili peppers - road trippin --> - ->Bugger this for a game of soldiers - ->But that's just a theory - ->C'est la vie <!-- such is life --> - ->Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius <!-- kill them all; let God sort them out --> - ->Call me Ishmael <!-- moby dick --> - ->Coins I flip land on their sides <!-- the automatic lyrics --> - ->CSS is Awesome - ->Curious and curiouser <!-- alice in wonderland --> - ->Deus vult <!-- god wills it --> - ->Diamonds are intrinsically worthless <!-- de beers chairman, nicky oppenheimer --> - ->Did you see that ludicrous display last night - ->Do androids dream of dick? <!-- misprinted book label --> - ->Don't sweat the small stuff - ->Errors by errorlight - ->Ever felt the joy of karate chopping an ankle? <!-- lolnein --> - ->Feed me Seymore <!-- little shop of horrors --> - ->Feels like we only go backwards <!-- tame impala --> - ->Fuck off up the model village <!-- hot fuzz --> - ->Furthermore, I consider that Carthage must be destroyed <!-- Cato the Censor --> - ->Get used to disappointment - ->Glory to Arstotska <!-- papers please --> - ->Hail Hydra <!-- avengers --> - ->Have you hugged your Zords today? <!-- power rangers movie --> - ->Have you seen this chicken? <!-- wallace and gromitt --> - ->Having fun is not a waste of time - ->He has no wallet, I checked <!-- the office --> - ->Heavy wizardry begins here - ->Hell is real. Heaven is not - ->Hesitation is defeat <!-- sekiro --> - ->History vindicated Kaczynski - ->Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die <!-- fake buddhist quote --> - ->How far do you think I can kick this bucket? <!-- joke punchline --> - ->I am the milkman, my milk is delicious <!-- psychonauts --> - ->I did not have sexual relations with that woman <!-- bill clinton --> - ->I don't know about you, but I could murder a curry <!-- discworld --> - ->I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully - ->I had a plan for that rock <!-- hoarders --> - ->I have diplomatic immunity - ->I know it when I see it - ->I mentally shake hands with you for your answer - ->I never saved anything for the swim back <!-- gattacca --> - ->I regret learning to read - ->I saw her duck with my telescope <!-- ambiguous sentence --> - ->I think he took his wallet <!-- back to the future --> - ->If you die in russia, you die in real life - ->If you play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang <!-- anchorman --> - ->If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget - ->I'm not complaining, I'm just explaining <!-- austin mcconnell --> - ->In war there are no winners, only widows <!-- arrival --> - ->In your opinion, which country contributed most to the defeat of Germany in 1945? <!-- IFOP poll --> - ->Is that a euphemism? - ->It's not your pudding, you alzheimer's lout! <!-- cloud atlas --> - ->ISO-8601 for life - ->It is a very comfortable hell - ->It takes forever, until it doesn't - ->It's funny how a diagnosis can make things worse - ->It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care <!-- office space --> - ->It's probably fine - ->Jeremy Irons lives in your garage - ->Jessie, you're a good dog <!-- paw - jessie --> - ->Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you - ->Just one cornetto - ->Keep it futile <!-- nathan barley --> - ->keine gnade meine kinder - ->Let nothing human be alien to you - ->Let's see what life has installed for us <!-- typo --> - ->Magic must defeat magic <!-- jackie chan adventures --> - ->Make your influence positive - ->Mark, be honest. Is this not a little bit better than being dead? <!-- that mitchell and webb look --> - ->Mother, should I trust the government <!-- pink floyd --> - ->Mustn't grumble <!-- chas and dave wallop --> - ->My tables are so clean you could eat off them - ->No capes <!-- the incredibles --> - ->NO ESCAPE, NO SURRENDER, NO WITNESSES - ->No kali-ba - ->No one knows anything - ->nofkyo <!-- exurb1a - no one fucking knows yet, okay --> - ->Not a hill I want to die on - ->Not great, not terrible <!-- chernobyl --> - ->Not my circus, not my monkeys - ->Not today, old friend - ->Not waving, but drowning - ->Nothing will be born from hatred - ->Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides <!-- discworld --> - ->Off we go then - ->One clown leg <!-- midnight gospel --> - ->Only a sith deals in absolutes <!-- star trek prequel --> - ->Peaceful sheep live happily eating grass <!-- close to the sun --> - ->Pining for the fjords <!-- monty python --> - ->Play stupid games, win stupid prizes - ->Poverty has its freedoms; opulence has its obstacles - ->RAID is not backup - ->Rosalind's a fucking nightmare <!-- taskmaster --> - ->Roses are red, violets are blue, Unexpected '{' on line 32 - ->Row row. Fight the power - ->Seldom surprised, often disappointed - ->Shh my child... Let's not do to anything too rash... - ->Shikata ga nai <!-- japanese phrase, it cannot be helped --> - ->Shooting stars only <!-- the langoliers --> - ->Sic semper tyrannis you fucking idiot - ->Snifters of cognac for everyone - ->So it goes <!-- slaughterhouse five --> - ->Sometimes I work for the government <!-- psychonauts --> - ->Swansea is the graveyard of ambition <!-- not dylan thomas --> - ->Tart baker <!-- midnight gospel --> - ->Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. <!-- star trek tng --> - ->Thanks, I hate it - ->That’s my secret Cap'. I’m always tired. - ->The burned hand teaches best <!-- tokien --> - ->The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race <!-- uncle ted --> - ->The things you own end up owning you <!-- fight club --> - ->The years start coming and they don't stop coming <!-- smash mouth --> - ->Theoretical degree in physics <!-- fallout --> - ->There can be only one <!-- highlander --> - ->Things won't always be this good - ->This inhuman place makes human monsters <!-- The Shining --> - ->This isn't horseplay, it's a major felony <!-- Hudson Hawk --> - ->This meme is already nothing but a memory - ->Three men, two ladies - ->Tiny Terry loves his pickles <!-- brooklyn nine-nine --> - ->'Tis a silly place <!-- monty python and the holy grail --> - ->Tsundoku - ->Two hundred dollar, please - ->Two steps forward, three steps back - ->Well I'm not here to fuck spiders <!-- australian slang --> - ->Well. I guess there's nothing to do but lay here and wait to die - ->What a digital dummy <!-- yu-gi-oh --> - ->What a save! <!-- rocket league --> - ->What's her name again? - Eileen, I think <!-- american dad --> - ->What's it all about then? Seriously, when you get down to it - ->When should I start to worry? <!-- south park --> - ->Where dreams go to die - ->Who you calling a stalker? I'm not a stalker, you're a stalker! - ->With all the things you have in your life, are you any more happy than your dog? <!-- ramesh balsekar --> - ->wOrange, Orange, wGreen, Blue, wBlue, Green, wBrown, Brown <!-- cat5 network cable --> - ->Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad <!-- aldous huxley --> - ->You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need one to skydive twice - ->You guys have phones, don't you? <!-- diablo press conference --> - ->You sound like my parole officer - ->You stay, I go. No following. <!-- the iron giant --> - ->You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning - ->Your proposal is acceptable - ->You've got razzle-dazzle <!-- sun-maid raisins -->
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