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diff --git a/content/dreams/2019-03-09.md b/content/dreams/2019-03-09.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d3b08a3 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2019-03-09.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 1 +dream: dated +date: 2019-03-09 +--- + +I met up with an old friend from high school who said he was working with electronics and rocketry nowadays and asked if he were to work on hardware if I'd work on the software as a favour to him. I agreed and later went around to his house. + +While there he had quite a professional lab setup and was soldering ball grid arrays on processors using a professional guide. He'd attached a small plastic bag over his nose to prevent himself from breathing onto the project and disturbing what he was working on. + +I eventually found out that the rocket we were working on cost £100,000 and was supposed to eventually get into orbit and he'd spoken to me because he didn't know the difference between ARM and x86 architectures.
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\ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2019-07-19.md b/content/dreams/2019-07-19.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b987d48 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2019-07-19.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 8 +dream: dated +date: 2019-07-19 +--- +I was on holiday with my girlfriend in a Latin American country that could have been Brazil. We were staying in a complex made out of stacked up shipping containers and napping in the sun. + +While people slept, everyone on earth was told via dreams about a species of tiny parasites that had invaded earth, enriching peoples lives with better physical and mental attributes and would usher in world peace under their rule +This was entirely at the behest of the host though, and they would only enrich willing people. They also mentioned that every single person they'd invaded was grateful, and how things made sense, clicked and how life was much better now. + +We both awoke at similar times, my girlfriend had accepted the parasites whereas I hadn't. diff --git a/content/dreams/2019-10-21.md b/content/dreams/2019-10-21.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9c6b216 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2019-10-21.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 9 +dream: dated +date: 2019-10-21 +--- + +I was in a comic book store in York with friends and needed the bathroom. The only toilet available was a popup tent for some reason that was already occupied by a child who was having trouble but wouldn't get off. + +We waited and waited until eventually trying to find another toilet. Eventually I found an open but abandoned looking toilet under a stone staircase on a hill. There were no stalls and it was laid out like a bus but with toilets instead of seats. There was a middle aged woman in there too but we both just did our business. The bus type contraption then set off, sloshing passengers and contents all around. I mopped things up with my jacket but things were still a mess. + +As we continued the driver picked up more passengers but wouldn't let anybody off. Eventually the bus was about half full and people were talking and having a generally good time. We eventually got to the terminus which was a hospital in York for whatever reason. + +Me and one of the guys inside were having an argument about one of the other passengers boyfriends, who looked Scandinavian but we weren't sure where from specifically.
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