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1 --- 2 title: Rotary oven 3 dream: undated 4 --- 5 6 My sister had decided to buy a new car but was nervous as to what to speak to the garage about so went with my father. I went along for the ride but was dropped off at a house in Elland for whatever reason. 7 8 Inside, I was cooking a large number of £1 coins in a rotary oven while comparing [Bateman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Bateman) to [Trump](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump). 9 10 My two cousins <!-- PH MH --> came around with a younger sister who I'd never seen before who had the same hair colour as them who had a plastic replica sword from a video game. The sword was bent and damaged and we were jokingly appraising it like [Antiques Roadshow](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antiques_Roadshow). After the appraisal the conversation turned to how staplers work.