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1 --- 2 title: Football tournament 3 dream: undated 4 --- 5 6 I'm back at high school and my whole class from year 11 is sneaking up a grass banking to try to compete in an officially organised football tournament. 7 8 When we get to the top of the banking to the astroturf we're all presented with colour coordinated shirts and sweatbands but when I try to put on my sweatband it's too small and breaks. My P.E. teacher <!-- MB --> tells me I'll receive a lower mark if I don't play in a sweatband, I reply to her that I don't care. 9 10 Two of my friends from class <!-- JR PH --> come up to talk to me and mention that my facial hair looks like three seagulls. 11 12 At the end of the astroturf pitch is a topless woman doing the long jump, hands covering her breasts, she's not getting very good distances but everyone on the pitch is enthusiastically cheering her on instead of playing football.