From cfaaf7c4c232f6adb15f96cffa222bdb5f9e9d4c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: breadcat Date: Mon, 31 Aug 2020 15:01:38 +0100 Subject: Update quotes --- content/quotes.md | 8 ++++++-- 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) (limited to 'content/quotes.md') diff --git a/content/quotes.md b/content/quotes.md index 0d49cc6..448fd0b 100644 --- a/content/quotes.md +++ b/content/quotes.md @@ -67,6 +67,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Everybody lies +>Everyday we stray further from Saradomin's light + >Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence >Feed me Seymore @@ -339,9 +341,9 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad ->You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need one to skydive twice +>You are being shagged by a rare parrot! ->You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary, between shit and syphilis +>You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need one to skydive twice >You guys have phones, don't you? @@ -349,6 +351,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >You stay, I go. No following. +>You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary, between shit and syphilis + >You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning >Your proposal is acceptable -- cgit v1.2.3