From 013df0dbeea02646813636354fcf481c50aa4c82 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: breadcat Date: Sun, 28 Jun 2020 14:42:02 +0100 Subject: Move single pages to single files --- content/quotes/_index.md | 318 ----------------------------------------------- 1 file changed, 318 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 content/quotes/_index.md (limited to 'content/quotes') diff --git a/content/quotes/_index.md b/content/quotes/_index.md deleted file mode 100644 index 3d36bf1..0000000 --- a/content/quotes/_index.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,318 +0,0 @@ ---- -title: Quotes -layout: single ---- - -Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smile. Check the page source if you want to see some commented sources. - ->:(){ :|: & };: - ->[brackets], (parentheses) and {squirlies} - ->7/11 was a part time job - ->Abandon hope all ye who enter here - ->Apply the handbrake ya dumb broad - ->Aryan Tupac - ->As above, so below - ->Back to the Pleistocene - ->Be excellent to each other - ->Being pissed off is better than being pissed on - ->Brevity is the soul of wit - ->Leave the handgun, take the cash - ->Bring snacks and supplies - ->Bugger this for a game of soldiers - ->But that's just a theory - ->C'est la vie - ->Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius - ->Call me Ishmael - ->Coins I flip land on their sides - ->CSS is Awesome - ->Curious and curiouser - ->Deus vult - ->Diamonds are intrinsically worthless - ->Did you see that ludicrous display last night - ->Do androids dream of dick? - ->Don't sweat the small stuff - ->Errors by errorlight - ->Ever felt the joy of karate chopping an ankle? - ->Feed me Seymore - ->Feels like we only go backwards - ->Fuck off up the model village - ->Furthermore, I consider that Carthage must be destroyed - ->Get used to disappointment - ->Glory to Arstotska - ->Hail Hydra - ->Have you hugged your Zords today? - ->Have you seen this chicken? - ->Having fun is not a waste of time - ->He has no wallet, I checked - ->Heavy wizardry begins here - ->Hell is real. Heaven is not - ->Hesitation is defeat - ->History vindicated Kaczynski - ->Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die - ->How far do you think I can kick this bucket? - ->I am the milkman, my milk is delicious - ->I did not have sexual relations with that woman - ->I don't know about you, but I could murder a curry - ->I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully - ->I had a plan for that rock - ->I have diplomatic immunity - ->I know it when I see it - ->I mentally shake hands with you for your answer - ->I never saved anything for the swim back - ->I regret learning to read - ->I saw her duck with my telescope - ->I think he took his wallet - ->If you die in russia, you die in real life - ->If you play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang - ->If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget - ->I'm not complaining, I'm just explaining - ->In war there are no winners, only widows - ->In your opinion, which country contributed most to the defeat of Germany in 1945? - ->Is that a euphemism? - ->It's not your pudding, you alzheimer's lout! - ->ISO-8601 for life - ->It is a very comfortable hell - ->It takes forever, until it doesn't - ->It's funny how a diagnosis can make things worse - ->It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care - ->It's probably fine - ->Jeremy Irons lives in your garage - ->Jessie, you're a good dog - ->Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you - ->Just one cornetto - ->Keep it futile - ->keine gnade meine kinder - ->Let nothing human be alien to you - ->Let's see what life has installed for us - ->Magic must defeat magic - ->Make your influence positive - ->Mark, be honest. Is this not a little bit better than being dead? - ->Mother, should I trust the government - ->Mustn't grumble - ->My tables are so clean you could eat off them - ->No capes - ->NO ESCAPE, NO SURRENDER, NO WITNESSES - ->No kali-ba - ->No one knows anything - ->nofkyo - ->Not a hill I want to die on - ->Not great, not terrible - ->Not my circus, not my monkeys - ->Not today, old friend - ->Not waving, but drowning - ->Nothing will be born from hatred - ->Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides - ->Off we go then - ->One clown leg - ->Only a sith deals in absolutes - ->Peaceful sheep live happily eating grass - ->Pining for the fjords - ->Play stupid games, win stupid prizes - ->Poverty has its freedoms; opulence has its obstacles - ->RAID is not backup - ->Rosalind's a fucking nightmare - ->Roses are red, violets are blue, Unexpected '{' on line 32 - ->Row row. Fight the power - ->Seldom surprised, often disappointed - ->Shh my child... Let's not do to anything too rash... - ->Shikata ga nai - ->Shooting stars only - ->Sic semper tyrannis you fucking idiot - ->Snifters of cognac for everyone - ->So it goes - ->Sometimes I work for the government - ->Swansea is the graveyard of ambition - ->Tart baker - ->Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. - ->Thanks, I hate it - ->That’s my secret Cap'. I’m always tired. - ->The burned hand teaches best - ->The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race - ->The things you own end up owning you - ->The years start coming and they don't stop coming - ->Theoretical degree in physics - ->There can be only one - ->Things won't always be this good - ->This inhuman place makes human monsters - ->This isn't horseplay, it's a major felony - ->This meme is already nothing but a memory - ->Three men, two ladies - ->Tiny Terry loves his pickles - ->'Tis a silly place - ->Tsundoku - ->Two hundred dollar, please - ->Two steps forward, three steps back - ->Well I'm not here to fuck spiders - ->Well. I guess there's nothing to do but lay here and wait to die - ->What a digital dummy - ->What a save! - ->What's her name again? - Eileen, I think - ->What's it all about then? Seriously, when you get down to it - ->When should I start to worry? - ->Where dreams go to die - ->Who you calling a stalker? I'm not a stalker, you're a stalker! - ->With all the things you have in your life, are you any more happy than your dog? - ->wOrange, Orange, wGreen, Blue, wBlue, Green, wBrown, Brown - ->Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad - ->You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need one to skydive twice - ->You guys have phones, don't you? - ->You sound like my parole officer - ->You stay, I go. No following. - ->You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning - ->Your proposal is acceptable - ->You've got razzle-dazzle \ No newline at end of file -- cgit v1.2.3