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school who said he was working with electronics and rocketry nowadays and asked if he were to work on hardware if I'd work on the software as a favour to him. I agreed and later went around to his house. + +While there he had quite a professional lab setup and was soldering ball grid arrays on processors using a professional guide. He'd attached a small plastic bag over his nose to prevent himself from breathing onto the project and disturbing what he was working on. + +I eventually found out that the rocket we were working on cost £100,000 and was supposed to eventually get into orbit and he'd spoken to me because he didn't know the difference between ARM and x86 architectures. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2019-03-10.md b/content/dreams/2019-03-10.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f170025 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2019-03-10.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 2 +dream: dated +date: 2019-03-10 +--- + +I was at work but left for some reason way earlier than I was supposed to, with the intention of picking up some lunch ingredients. + +I went to a petrol station to collect the goods I needed but while there saw a girl from High school who didn't recognize me. I forgot what I needed and after dismantling my bag to try to find a list I eventually left. + +I walked to the next larger supermarket in Halifax but it started to rain, on the way I was following a wall under tree cover and an old Volvo car served massively as I was in my way. + +While walking I followed another person from high school for a long period of time ago and he asked if I was following him. + +When I said no he stated to explain a story about the fastest local runner and how his name was engraved in stone and how he could be called on if somebody needed to pass on messages. For whatever reason he was called 'Otley Moon Seven'. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2019-03-12.md b/content/dreams/2019-03-12.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..919ac85 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2019-03-12.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 3 +dream: dated +date: 2019-03-12 +--- + +My dad came to me with a collection of beetroots for whatever reason and asked about picking them but I didn't know the process. + +I joked that there was a quest in runescape and we could compare the process so I signed in and went to Varrock to see the beetroot quest giver. + +As I collected ingredients required I went around a Lidl layout store using Runescapes movement system. +After I'd collected everything I needed to, I went back to the quest giver and inadvertently attacked her instead instead of taking to her by using left click. + +She took this as a slight and chased me, attacking me until I died even while using prayer, subsequently dropping all my gear. + +I respawned at the Wizards Tower in Draynor and started walking back before thinking 'fuck it' and logging out to leave all my gear to despawn. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2019-03-19.md b/content/dreams/2019-03-19.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..731c15d --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2019-03-19.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 4 +dream: dated +date: 2019-03-19 +--- + +I was in an Italian coastal town with a group of other people I didn't know. +The streets were narrow, cobbled and very step. We were on a tour with segways that were connected horizontally through their axels and needed pedalling to move which was extremely difficult. + +One hill that we went up had a plateau that had an ice cream shop on it, where we stopped to all get ice creams. + +Eventually we made it to the top and there was a large modern hall with dark blue curtains covering the windows, there was a casino and bar inside. + +I was getting a drink when people started talking about a large muscular man called 'mister jab jab'. He would come up being people in a queue and punch them in the back of the head to steal their place in the queue. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2019-03-26.md b/content/dreams/2019-03-26.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..83d982f --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2019-03-26.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 5 +dream: dated +date: 2019-03-26 +--- + +I was staying at a large chateau in Norway with many other airbnbers, speaking with the guy who owned and ran the place. + +I mentioned that there were no trains in Norway and he explained that I just didn't know where the station was and then gave me a breakfast of a waffle covered in maple syrup, sandwiched between large slices of shreddies. + +I ended up skiing on a frozen lake that was crystal clear but lightly covered by snow and when you dusted off the surface you could read things under the frozen water. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2019-06-10.md b/content/dreams/2019-06-10.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6f883db --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2019-06-10.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 6 +dream: dated +date: 2019-06-10 +--- + +I was in an airport, but had an unloaded 1911 pistol in a manilla envelope that I'd received for some reason from a bank tellers desk near the checkin area. + +I was brazen about taking it through security. In the departure lounge I let some random guy hold it and he dry fired it against his temple. + +I got to security and a worker with a big white moustache called *The Walrus* was asking questions but eventually let me through with the gun. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2019-06-14.md b/content/dreams/2019-06-14.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..784599d --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2019-06-14.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 7 +dream: dated +date: 2019-06-14 +--- + +I was playing some kind of violent hide and seek game with groups of letting in tactical outfits in an old bandoned and dilapidated brick house. + +I was finding and the opposing team had all hidden under piles of leaves in a room. They all burst out at once with dogs in tow overwhelming me but one stayed behind to try to sneak and kill me. + +We ended up grappling in the leaves until I had my hands around his neck and was about to choke him out but he punched me in the chest, winding me. + +I pulled back my fist ready to punch him in the head but didn't, upset that I immediately went to that option. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2019-07-19.md b/content/dreams/2019-07-19.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b987d48 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2019-07-19.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 8 +dream: dated +date: 2019-07-19 +--- +I was on holiday with my girlfriend in a Latin American country that could have been Brazil. We were staying in a complex made out of stacked up shipping containers and napping in the sun. + +While people slept, everyone on earth was told via dreams about a species of tiny parasites that had invaded earth, enriching peoples lives with better physical and mental attributes and would usher in world peace under their rule +This was entirely at the behest of the host though, and they would only enrich willing people. They also mentioned that every single person they'd invaded was grateful, and how things made sense, clicked and how life was much better now. + +We both awoke at similar times, my girlfriend had accepted the parasites whereas I hadn't. diff --git a/content/dreams/2019-10-21.md b/content/dreams/2019-10-21.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9c6b216 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2019-10-21.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 9 +dream: dated +date: 2019-10-21 +--- + +I was in a comic book store in York with friends and needed the bathroom. The only toilet available was a popup tent for some reason that was already occupied by a child who was having trouble but wouldn't get off. + +We waited and waited until eventually trying to find another toilet. Eventually I found an open but abandoned looking toilet under a stone staircase on a hill. There were no stalls and it was laid out like a bus but with toilets instead of seats. There was a middle aged woman in there too but we both just did our business. The bus type contraption then set off, sloshing passengers and contents all around. I mopped things up with my jacket but things were still a mess. + +As we continued the driver picked up more passengers but wouldn't let anybody off. Eventually the bus was about half full and people were talking and having a generally good time. We eventually got to the terminus which was a hospital in York for whatever reason. + +Me and one of the guys inside were having an argument about one of the other passengers boyfriends, who looked Scandinavian but we weren't sure where from specifically. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2020-01-20.md b/content/dreams/2020-01-20.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7bf17e7 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2020-01-20.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 10 +dream: dated +date: 2020-01-20 +--- + +I was watching a YouTube video of a vaguely Central European girl in her twenties who modified regular but oldish road cars with high tech upgrades, like replacing systems and components with other things that you'd usually find around the house. + +She also drove smaller kart style racing cars called 275 cars. This was because the engines were all identical at 275cc, and installed into custom chassis on the day of the race. + +I checked her wikipedia page and it said she had a history of being a bullion thief but only ever stole silver which made her crimes some how less serious. + +Her online presence was tied around her surname 'Jennings' and the karts she drove '275'. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2020-01-28.md b/content/dreams/2020-01-28.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..30b22b8 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2020-01-28.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 11 +dream: dated +date: 2020-01-28 +--- + +Me and my girlfried are driving to a friend's house in an old transit van towing a bathtub, as you do. We were driving through winding country roads and down step hills so decided to ride the bathtub down the slalom of a hill as it was on wheels and could be steered. + +We put the van into neutral and let it follow us down the hill. Once we arrived at the town at the bottom of the hill we dodged a couple of chavs crossing the road on a red light in the bath and pulled over into a laybay to wait for the van but it didn't come so we figured it had gotten stuck on a corner so my girlfriend rode her bike back up the hill while I waited at the bottom and changed my socks for whatever reason. + +While waiting, my friend drove by on his triumph bike followed by the police at high speed. Shortly after this, my girlfriend drove by slower, on her old red bike following the police driving past me, van nowhere to be seen. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2020-01-31.md b/content/dreams/2020-01-31.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0fb6af3 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2020-01-31.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 12 +dream: dated +date: 2020-01-31 +--- + +I was in south Korea, seeming to tangle with assassins who mistakenly thought I was somebody else. + +Late at night, I ride a motorbike down the motorway and there was be a large scale accident involving multiple cars that I just rode through, ducking paramedics, firefighters and police. + +The police yelled at me for riding through such a place at such a time and not wearing a helmet. One of the paramedics yelled at me that I'd be like one if the injured who was soon to be dead. At the slip road where I needed to go to go back to my accommodation there were a couple of spiked sentinels robots that were about knee height with metallic bodies and fins protruding from them. They seemed to magnetically be attracted to me and would drift towards me and my bike. + +I avoided them and went back to a backup house but couldn't get in as the owner was away, so spent the night walking around until the sun rose and he came back. + +I tried jumping from a ledge where I was hiding waiting for the owner but just jumped straight up instead of forwards and down. + +The man's possessions were just a folded dress, a couple of keys and a book. diff --git a/content/dreams/2020-03-22.md b/content/dreams/2020-03-22.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5d6c8aa --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2020-03-22.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 13 +dream: dated +date: 2020-03-22 +--- + +I was in a large hotel that was connected to an airport and a number of other buildings like a sports centre, large library and school. + +We were given a list of tasks and different difficulty tiers which reflected the rewards you'd receive for completing them with their associated crimes next to each tier. + +Some people had been told about the tier system before so had a head start, so we were like under dogs. + +We were running in the sports centre with hockey sticks when we had to get from one corridor to another before another team caught up to us. + +We opted to take the vandalism and criminal damage tier by breaking the reinforced glass window separating the corridors with our hockey sticks. Before we knew about this a guy from our group kicked me in the ribs for early points as he'd been given extra challenges. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2020-05-02.md b/content/dreams/2020-05-02.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1b4ffb1 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2020-05-02.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 14 +dream: dated +date: 2020-05-02 +--- + +I was in a large American style house that was dimly lit using neon lights. The main room was large but had branching rooms coming off it with a single person inside who would give you a riddle and you had to whistle the correct answer into a microphone. + +The second rooms question master didn't know what his song was or what the clue meant (It was Taps) so he just badly whistled it himself meaning we got the full 3 points, minus 1 for the help he gave us. + +After we finished the house section we walked along an American boulevard type street filled with other people from the house but we'd been given neon canes as it was dark outside. These canes could be remotely collapsed via remote controlled explosives. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2020-05-10.md b/content/dreams/2020-05-10.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..003f337 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2020-05-10.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 15 +dream: dated +date: 2020-05-10 +--- + +I was in an Italian town with extremely narrow winding streets and to leave our accommodation you had to squeeze through what were effectively two twisting pipes that backed on to an old couples garden that also backed onto a road that wound around a cliff. Everyone else managed without any real issues but I'd knock things down from hooks in the tubes when I went through. + +One reason why we were going was it was my birthday and all by family was celebrating by eating a meal in colour-mismatched UPVC windows and door pub surrounded by privet hedges. + +The place was apparently impossible to burn down and should be used as a template for future houses. The owners of the pipe house had no incentive to change the building. At the pub, everyone was drinking sour cloudy lemonade out of dimpled pint glasses. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2020-05-12.md b/content/dreams/2020-05-12.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e67e1bc --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2020-05-12.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 16 +dream: dated +date: 2020-05-12 +--- + +I've been invited to my aunt's wedding but need to complete something called the long march before I could attend. It was a walk to the venue a long way north from my house. + +I'm in the process of making a pasta bake before I set off but the cupboards are missing a number of supplies so I go to a local corner shop where there are Asian children running around causing havoc. + +I eventually find tomato puree, and chopped tomatoes but they're scattered around the shop in multipacks that have been split up and I struggle to pay as the barcode scanner is connected to another till and the employee just shrugs at me instead of helping. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2020-05-16.md b/content/dreams/2020-05-16.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6c795b3 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2020-05-16.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 17 +dream: dated +date: 2020-05-16 +--- + +I was in a sweet shop in a city like Amsterdam but by a coast. My girlfriend had picked out 3 random jelly type sweets and I was looking for something with more bite and flavour. + +The first item was a chocolate bar like munchies or a kinder bar, I don't recall the second but the last thing I decided on was an old item from the back of a freezer that looked like a large double-width pack of light green aa batteries, there were maybe 30 in the pack and they were apparently Turkish delight flavoured ice cream sticks. + +When I tried to pay my selection was over the note value of the cash we had together so I had to go rooting through my change in my pockets and produced small rectangular metal coin type tokens with strange values like 4 euros and 13 kroner. + +Throughout the process the woman behind the counter was saying that nobody had bought the item in a while, but that they were good choices as I brought each item to the counter. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2020-06-02.md b/content/dreams/2020-06-02.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..63e0bd9 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2020-06-02.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 18 +dream: dated +date: 2020-06-02 +--- + +I was in a busy bar with a number of people from my past and Stephen Fry who was practicing telling dirty jokes for a game show where you competed against a computer. + +I was buying drinks however every time I went up to the bar to order, the price and complexity of the drink would increase and whenever you even queried the drink they'd start making it for you. + +I only discovered this when the barmaid began breaking Oreo biscuits apart for a chocolate stout I'd queried that looked more like a hot chocolate/milkshake/mocha with squirty cream on top and chocolate shavings. + +I questioned if this was how things were done at the bar, and the barman with dreadlocks enthusiastically agreed, telling me how good my choice was. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2020-06-13.md b/content/dreams/2020-06-13.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2b2e6a6 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2020-06-13.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 19 +dream: dated +date: 2020-06-13 +--- + +I was in a business school type setting taking with about 15 other students and a teacher who looked like [Alan Sugar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Sugar) who took everything very seriously and had a short temper. + +In our last lesson we had to invent and present a fictional company. My company was called SN Xe and we supplied internet connections, no matter the location. But he price was insane, but we'd get you the speed you wanted, anywhere. + +I was in the process of designing the logo, which was drawn on a type of smart paper that was textured like coarse woven fabric, used a stylus but had a basic web browser built in. I managed to navigate from the drawing app to the internet but there was a bug in the application where your unsaved work wasn't saved so I had no work to present by the end of the alloted time. + +While everybody else was presenting terrible ideas (like all of KSI's videos on an enormous DVD boxset), I went to the bathroom which was located along a canal towpath for whatever reason. When I came back a classmate from high school had tried to help me and "finished what I'd started" with my logo by completing the letters SN Xe to read SNaKe complete with a derpy looking snake. + +Alan Sugar ripped into me saying my fictional company was a con and nobody even cared about the Internet when there were options like watching TV and DVDs instead. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2020-06-14.md b/content/dreams/2020-06-14.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ac27ed3 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2020-06-14.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 20 +dream: dated +date: 2020-06-14 +--- + +I was in the process of driving somewhere to donate blood, however I also needed to take my fictional dog to the dentists for whatever reason. I had to pull over on the side of the road to get my dog anaesthetized by a man in a white coat who was wielding a needle and a gas cannister. + +After the anaesthetist administered the sedatives, he began giving me long winded and confusing instructions about how to get to the dentist. While this was going on, my dog which was laying down on the ground began to stretch out lengthways. I put him on the back seat of my car as fast as I could as he continued to stretch out and curl up at the edges until he became curved like a banana. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/2020-06-18.md b/content/dreams/2020-06-18.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a3d76e2 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/2020-06-18.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Dream 21 +dream: dated +date: 2020-06-18 +--- + +I was in a sparsely decorated white Japanese style house, with a few pieces of pale beech furniture dotted around. An older woman who could have been a neighbour came to the door and started a argument with me for no real reason, citing things that I couldn't have done. I learned that this was whenever I created any light source, she would enter the house uninvited and start arguing with me + +We later met in public with other people around, such as my parents she'd explain in detail about how stubborn, aggressive and nonsensical I was being and trying to get them to side with her. + +Every time I tried to turn on any house lights, or attempted to cook or watch anything she'd enter the gloomy house, grow in size to about 6 metres tall and smash apart the house like a [physics simulation](https://youtu.be/rsvxFkGqxZA?t=21), then while still huge encase my body with hers. While this was going on I'd be unable to move and be utterly terrified. When it got light outside again, she'd shrink back to her usual size and leave. + +During this, while unable to move my perspective shifted to that of a tiny black cat that I owned and I was having a seizure every time this happened and I was unable to move. The cat was narrating the experience like a naive child watching a documentary. diff --git a/content/dreams/_index.md b/content/dreams/_index.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4c58cb3 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/_index.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +--- +layout: dreams +title: Dreams +--- + +A personal archive of dreams past and present. I originally wrote these up in a paper notebook, undated but starting in 2019 I've started dating and adding them here. + +These used to be added to the frontpage in the usual blog format, navigatable via tag, but I quite like them having their own page to keep things tidier. + +I don't pay too much attention to the content of dreams, and don't believe they hold any secret meanings. They're archived here because I find them interesting to read through later, remembering what I've forgotten. + +Obviously personal details have been censored where applicable. diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-001.md b/content/dreams/archive-001.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..31710bc --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-001.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 1 +dream: undated +--- + +Me and my girlfriend were on a dusty red planet like mars, waiting for a space ship to pick us up, while a traditional train track ran around the rim of the crater we were in. + +We were joking about how many awful horror tropes were in play, as a scout ship came down near a metal tower we said that an alien would board the ship and it did, so we waved it off and said see you later. + +We decided to go through the train instead but every fifth passenger was a big guy like [Edgar from men in black](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119654/characters/nm0000352), you could just walk past them but they became aware that something was wrong. + +As we got to the end of the train we had to start running to reach the end but were still joking about how many cheap tropes were play. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-002.md b/content/dreams/archive-002.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..10a1721 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-002.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 2 +dream: undated +--- + +I was in the car park at work before work started, CM who usually installs our phone systems had been called from an install due to being pulled over by the police. + +He was escorted back to the office with the police and instructed us that the police wanted to check over everything, to such a level that it was almost harassment. + +I was escorted to my car in the car park where I showed the police officer my drivers licence and he was asking why I didn't have my passport with me, only my licence. He also ate some of a flapjack I was eating. + +As he was sat on the passengers seat collating details and writing things down he moved over and sat in the drivers seat. As I wedged my foot in the door to prevent it from closing, he turned on the engine, moved the car forward then put it into reverse before driving it at slow speed into the wall. + +I was outraged and stood in front of the car to prevent it moving any further. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-003.md b/content/dreams/archive-003.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3193399 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-003.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 3 +dream: undated +--- + +I was at a friend and his girlfriend's house but it was more of a summer house then their usual apartment. + +We had a number of computers set up on the top floor and were playing red alert 1 but the rules about ocean based combat were entirely different and totally useless. +The map was almost entirely water based with a thin layer of rock encircling it which made base building difficult and movement even harder still. + +We reached some kind of stalemate so went off to make sandwiches, but their fridge was full of nothing but condiments in large plastic containers that were mostly empty. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-004.md b/content/dreams/archive-004.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8802a10 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-004.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 4 +dream: undated +--- + +I was doing some amateur rocketry with Kari Byron from the Mythbusters when we started to walk off in the direction of a docket we'd launched. + +On our way back, we saw my next door neighbour who was asking probing questions about our TV setup. We also ran into an old school friend who for some reason also has an interest in rocketry. + +Back home, the TV licencing woman barged into a house that was laid out like another school friends and turned on the TV. I began to explain what was going on but muixed up yearly and monthly costs which she leapt on. + +I couldn't explain without being interrupted so ordered her to leave where she went outside to my next door neighbours house to harass them instead. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-005.md b/content/dreams/archive-005.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4d83585 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-005.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 5 +dream: undated +--- + +I was conducting a lot of paperwork based tasks before arriving at an airport ot get a flight to an unknown destination. + +There was a lot of travelling involved and 2 reams of paper bound with black tape on their spines. A number of people were commenting that it wouldn't be possible to travel from point A to B before the flight departed but I was riding a futuristic motorbike. Seeing this, the people would block my way intentionally. + +When I arrived at my unknown destination I couldn't leave the airport because somebody had fucked up the paperwork before I carried it through the gates. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-006.md b/content/dreams/archive-006.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2f6b6e5 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-006.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 6 +dream: undated +--- + +Me and my girlfriend were renting a warehouse for whatever reason when we were approached by another person to sub-let this for a violent version of polo called murder-ball or something similar where one end of your club hits the ball and the other ned has a hammer/tazer type contraption. + +During the first match at our warehouse a couple of people died and my girlfriend refused to tidy up the corpses when asked to. + +The warehouse owner came around to inspect his warehouse and found a body and then proceeded to kill my girlfriend by hitting her with her own club while she sat on a staircase. + +I was this and grabbed my trench coat to use my phone which was inside to call the police. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-007.md b/content/dreams/archive-007.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6072348 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-007.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 7 +dream: undated +--- + +I was in a bathroom in a red brick school when a school friend stood next to me having a piss and explained he needed his dog to go home. I agreed to help him as it was my last class of the day. + +I put the Shibe dog in my car when another different school friend said she needed something or other relating to a train station and a cheap looking pair of black heeled shoes. + +Me and my girlfriend drove to a very firefly-esque train station where we needed to get to the other side of the tracks to complete task number 2, as the train was coming into the station. + +The train station was extremely busy, and we were unable to move the dog as it was asleep in the footwell of my car. For some unknown reason there was a full sized bike in the boot of the car. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-008.md b/content/dreams/archive-008.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b111db6 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-008.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 8 +dream: undated +--- + +I had opted for a job at Lidl, but had to attend a training seminar in a huge warehouse before I could start. + +We weren't given any kind of instruction for how to get in, which we assumed was part of the test before the training started. + +After walking around various places and being told about how things worked we were given a task to photoshop the teachers face out of a classical painting. + +We all took it in turns as there was only one computer. I went first but forgot to invert the final image so got another go because my photoshopping skills were that good. +I took about 10 minutes to erase 25 pixels with the another trainer commenting on my performance saying it was the best he'd ever seen a candidate perform. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-009.md b/content/dreams/archive-009.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..10ced45 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-009.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 9 +dream: undated +--- + +I was taking place in a treasure hunt television show in the grounds of a stately home and got to ride a prototype bicycle named a 'Camerie' that used a single track instead of two separate wheels. + +It worked amazingly well and I went to show the rest of the treasure hunt team as they were working on the clues themselves. + +The remaining 2 members of my team were in a large movie set for an old period drama film that had run over budget so the rest of the set had been sold and used for adverts after the filming was completed. + +In an earlier season of the treasure hunt show, another prototype bicycle was destroyed in a fire and only a metal frame survived. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-010.md b/content/dreams/archive-010.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5042541 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-010.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 10 +dream: undated +--- + +I was in a snowy mountainous region of France pretending to be Rosemund Pike's boyfriend so she could assassinate somebody. + +For some reason her father came round and started serenading me in German. I ended up bear-hugging him so that he stopped singing and instead said "We don't usually do this kind of thing on our vacations!" in a thick German accent. + +There were hidden messages in love letter that told Rosemund details of who and where to assassinate her target. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-011.md b/content/dreams/archive-011.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fe7c81b --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-011.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 11 +dream: undated +--- + +I was on my own in a Tesco's car park driving an old silver BMW. There were a few chavs lingering around in other cars chatting and so on so I drifted my car near them. + +They all jumped in their cars and we drove around the car park doing synchronised drifts, tyres squeeling and doughnuts. + +Afterwards we were talking and there was one guy who was really proud of his kit car, the building process involved assembling the shell of the car which was made out of fabric and resembled a tent including poles. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-012.md b/content/dreams/archive-012.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a71d051 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-012.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 12 +dream: undated +--- + +A group of about 20 of us from high school were driving around London in a large VW van that had been used by three of the group of friends as a tour bus for their band. + +As we drove, instruments and equipment wer ebeing set up and tuned and there were speakers and amps in the van. + +We were staying at a hotel in a cul-de-sac and the band were going to play there. + +Before the band played as a group we all agreed to have a meal at a fancy restaurant in a tower near the cul-de-sac but there was a strict dress code. All the members of staff there were wearing pyjamas underneath pieces of uniform. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-013.md b/content/dreams/archive-013.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..38fa195 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-013.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 13 +dream: undated +--- + + +I was at work eating smoked mackerel and everybody in my office was complaining about the smell of it. + +A couple of people in a nearby other office were also eating it and having issues with the bones. + +I had hundreds of bones that I would pull out while I chewed the fish which I threw in the bin by the handful. In the bin, the bones began to knot together. + +In the narrow central corridor between offices, there were about 30 people having a meeting, lining the sides with office chairs. To get to the kitchen you had to walk down the middle of the impromptu meeting room. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-014.md b/content/dreams/archive-014.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d8b3dc2 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-014.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 14 +dream: undated +--- + +I was at my friends house but the road to it had collapsed in certain parts and had been replaced with much steeper and sharper curving sections of road. + +My cousin was also there for whatever reason wearing a bloodied shirt, complaining about the food that had been supplied. + +A girl who was a neighbour had made some coleslaw but nobody in the family liked it so I ended up taking the whole bowl home after an awkward buffet tea after not a single person liked a single thing on offer. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-015.md b/content/dreams/archive-015.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5164b32 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-015.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 15 +dream: undated +--- + +I was at a music gig with my girlfriend, a school friend and his girlfriend. There were plenty of acts to see but it was our turn to see Noel Gallagher. + +It was absolutely bouncing it down with rain and the gig consisted of the whole audience playing football as a single team against Noel on stage wearing a mech suit made of bamboo all while he was singing. + +After the gig we went to get our stuff from lockers but we couldn't find my posessions in locker F-22 because none of the lockers were in alphabetical or even sequential order. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-016.md b/content/dreams/archive-016.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..40bb4b7 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-016.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 16 +dream: undated +--- + +As part of our college work we had to scavenge old, broken and unused laptops, desktops and servers and see what would successfully boot up. First one to see a desktop won, as it was also a competition. + +I tried with a server but couldn't get around a BIOS password so tried a Pentium 3 laptop that booted up first time and even played the welcome to windows jingle. The teacher declared me the winner. + +On the laptops screen was some unfinished erotic literature, In the documents were low resolution pictures of Nina Hartley and an 'Erotic Adventure Extravaganza' 3D adventure game. + +We had a laugh at this and were told to get started working on another computer after the laughter had died down enough. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-017.md b/content/dreams/archive-017.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c890d29 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-017.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 17 +dream: undated +--- + +I was in high school doing my GCSE course in Spanish but nobody was taking it seriously and different people were calling out correct answers at the same time. + +To combat this we started to use these styluses that could somehow know when you were cheating but you had to physically tap things to get the words to appear. + +All the questions were food centric, for example, one question was about a chicken and mushroom dish so I had a ready meal plate on my small desk fishing around with the stylus for mushrooms + +We could still cheat the test by swapping ready meals plates \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-018.md b/content/dreams/archive-018.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0ac88da --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-018.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 18 +dream: undated +--- + +I was at a friends house for a party and was looking for a bathroom. Of the three I knew existed 2 were blocked by large dogs sitting in front of the doors. The remaining one had stairs going down to it and was quite open plan. + +There was a huge green tile pool in this room with huge flowing waterfalls at both ends. People were queuing for the bathroom just sat down in the water while they waited. + +Eventually the pool was full of people so we went upstream where there was a man showing off an old clock that's sides burst off and little caltrops fell out bu he couldn't find all the pieces that exploded out of the clock so asked us to help him find them. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-019.md b/content/dreams/archive-019.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9823544 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-019.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 19 +dream: undated +--- + +I had an old car that needed disposing of so my father told me to take it to the scrap yard to get it turned into a cube. We got the car started and I drove it down while my father drove my newer replacement car . + +When we got there I moved the cars around so the older car was closest to a robotic crane but it picked up my newer car instead and crushed it into a cube before I could stop it. + +My first thought was that my keys, wallet and phone were still in there so I'd have to go about re-ordering credit cards, getting keys cut and buying a new phone. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-020.md b/content/dreams/archive-020.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..889174d --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-020.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 20 +dream: undated +--- + +I was in an American airport with my friends girlfriend waiting for a flight back to the UK. For some reason, my girlfriend was on a later flight but I still had her passport and ticket so we dropped them off at a reception desk. + +We were both quite hungry so we went on the lookout for somewhere to sit down and eat while we waited for the flight. While looking, we went through airport security and afterwards it was like a theme park and there were rolling tractor style steam powered pizza ovens driving around. + +We eventually went to a sushi place where one of my old friends from high school was tere and we shared a platter of food while the female chef on the tractor argued with her son who was helping in the restaurant. At one point during the argument she managed to fling some raw beef onto my school friends' phone with her gesturing. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-021.md b/content/dreams/archive-021.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..76bab55 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-021.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 21 +dream: undated +--- + +There was a large metal portakcabin in an underground cave that you had to spend time in to be considered 'The Best Jew'. there were other tests but nearly everybody that tried this test failed it. + +I was called out as I had failed it after about a minute. Thinking that the test was somehow unfair, I spoke with a military general type person who told me that the test was about judging whether people were worthy to wield the 'Ultimate Jewish Armour' to fight 'The Final Battle'. Not being worthy, I was given a sword with handles on both ends which I figured I could still make into a usable sword. + +I returned to my home in a large modern city that surrounded a castle on a hill where the mayor named Reggie lived. People outside has gathered outside the castle as the city was never really in danger as the mayor had written a book detailing the past of the city which explained he wasn't wanting to 'risk anything'. + +To combat the uprising people he summoned over ten colour co-ordinated dragons and raised the height of the castle by magically chaninging the composition of the foundations which people were opposed to. + +The dragons were destroying the city and I tried defending it with my sword but it broke in the process. + +There was an underwater ferris wheel type ride where 2 dragons were caught mid-attack so the ride operator drowned them by resetting the dial on the rides' access panel killing many of the riders in the process. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-022.md b/content/dreams/archive-022.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..01f009a --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-022.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 22 +dream: undated +--- + +I was the passenger in a car being driven during a 'mid-night out' type of scene and we'd already seen a couple of car crashes caused by people driving at excess speed. + +While driving back we saw a stumbling guy so decided to try to push him over but couldn't manage it. I decided to walk with the guy as he looked like a friend I knew from High School but wasn't. He recognised me however so we walked together as we were both going the same way. + +As we walked along a long and wide road there was an old Corsa buried in one of the side walls and the guy I was walking with turned to me, said it was "his stop" and faded away into thin air. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-023.md b/content/dreams/archive-023.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..373b212 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-023.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 23 +dream: undated +--- + +I was sat on a bar stool at my local pub, feeling very tired. I was so tired my eyelids felt as though they were sticking together making sight almost impossible. + +Somebody across the bar was throwing pool balls at my feet that dropped down from the bar stool but I couldn't do anything as my eyelids were stuck together. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-024.md b/content/dreams/archive-024.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2d95039 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-024.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 24 +dream: undated +--- + +Me and my friend were in the Packhorse centre in Huddersfield near some brand new fully enclosed arcade pod type devices. + +One of the pods opened up, hissing and releasing air when out steps another one of my friends dads . As he emerged from the pod, a little tipsily he started threatening my friend, poking him in the chest and warning him to stay away from the pods before trying to return to the one he just left which now has a girl in it who begins stoking his chest as he sits back down in the chair. + +Meanwhile, another friend from school appears as we're leaving and is aggressive towards me. I end up pushing him bawkwards into a metal door frame and he punches me and I get a bloody nose, but in the struggle he gets my blood on his face. + +The pods are designed to be at a 45° incline and have a logo like 600 on the sides of them. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-025.md b/content/dreams/archive-025.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9f5d1e1 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-025.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 25 +dream: undated +--- + +A group of us have set off an alarm in a corner shop as we're attempting to leave it after grabbing some supplies. The family that owns the corner shop are all zombies and are milling around outside the door waiting for us to make a move. + +We flee the shop and try to escape to the local train station where I find out that a few people I knew in high school were intentionally spreading a zombie like virus around by giving out tainted 'vaccinated blood' to people. + +At the train station the group of people I know are also trying to head to the next town to spread the virus. One of the group is crying while holding an ecstasy tablet daring himself to take it before seeing us and fighting us on the train over a bridge with turnstiles on it. In the fight he ends up being flung dfrom the window onto the tracks below, dying in the process. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-026.md b/content/dreams/archive-026.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5858e4a --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-026.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 26 +dream: undated +--- + +I was in my second year of sixth form on my first day of the school year, I'd poorly planned and had a load of camping equipment in my backpack that was useless and about four or five old wooden rulers. + +My first class was English Literature and I barely understood what was going on and nobody would help me, not even the smart girl who I was sat next to. + +Eventually I got the gist of things, and knew we had to finish a generic fantasy story that had already been started. I had ideas for how to complete the work but my pens' ink was really really faint so I couldn't read any of the notes I'd made. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-027.md b/content/dreams/archive-027.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..847752c --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-027.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 27 +dream: undated +--- + +I was at a university in Canada called 'Delvin University' or something similar. We were told very little and I never actually got into any actual classes. + +There was a lot of conflicting information about timetables and scheduling and we seemed to have to work things out for ourselves almost like a test of sorts as the teachers spun the story but in reality things were just very poorly planned. Some students had already been there for weeks and still didn't have a timetable that made sense. + +There was a large notice board in the middle of the yard but it was just a chalk board with faint and incomplete writing. + +There was also an app you could download, but nobody could find it on their phones and just one person was rumoured to have it installed. + diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-028.md b/content/dreams/archive-028.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..027bce3 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-028.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 28 +dream: undated +--- + +I was the owner of a red brick end terrace house that looked out over a lake. + +People swam in the lake but industrial waste tipping was a big problem so me and my girlfriend logged details of when this was happening so we could report them to the police. + +Base on these logged details, some chavs came to my failing car showroom business and threatened to damage the cars. I started a fight with one of them and the rest ran off. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-029.md b/content/dreams/archive-029.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bcdddee --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-029.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 29 +dream: undated +--- + +I was at work during the Christmas break with all the members of staff dealing with a fault for a customer, but our offices were on a coastline instead of their usual premises. + +During the call, we had our post delivered and a member of staff was going through it when everyone at once started talking about how I'd messed up. + +Apparently I'd booked a disco and a party called 'The Imagination Makers' and they were charging us £800 for a party that nobody had attended that I'd set up but never fully confirmed. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-030.md b/content/dreams/archive-030.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fa5fefd --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-030.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 30 +dream: undated +--- + +I was at home with my family and we'd just moved in to a terraced house when our new next door neighbour came in to welcome us to the street. They had three dogs that immediately ran indoors and were playfull snapping at one another and a large otter that sat on the threshold to the house. They had a chinese son who stood back from the rest of the family and was just stroking the otter. + +On the way to the house we had to pull over on a country toad to let a bike with no rider pass us, and a large white range rover. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-031.md b/content/dreams/archive-031.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ee3d8c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-031.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 31 +dream: undated +--- + +I was with one of my friends and his dad in Huddersfield when we were talking about Pokémon game remasters and modding them to make them a single player experience. The father piped up that Pokémon was 'gay' but said this in a strange accent so we made fun of him for it. + +We walked back to another friends house laughing about how his dad had pronounced gay. Outside this house was a small pile of old and dirty Samsung DS-5000 series phones that I chuckled at before ignoring them. + +I let myself into this second friends house to find him watching Fawlty Towers imitating Manuels' accent before my first friend called my second friend gay. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/dreams/archive-032.md b/content/dreams/archive-032.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..923ad37 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/dreams/archive-032.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +--- +layout: page +title: Untitled Archive Dream 32 +dream: undated +--- + +At work, I offered to help a new company called 'Reggule' that was in the process of moving in move some boxes around. While working, they asked me about a new phone system. + +We were working in a modern tower building in a city in the United States with a cinema at the top of the building as the owner was an eccentric movie buff. + +I stayed for the intro video of the company but during this an earthquake hit and I was oblivious to it, even though this was recorded as 'the big one'. + +After this earthquake most cars were no longer working so I took an employee back to her house in my car and after dropping her off offered to get some water for her from a shop at the end of the road but nobody from her household agreed to come with me. She was living in a tent in her conservatory that had a covering that would just keep on stretching and friendly neighbours were bringing around support rods to extend it out further and further. She told me that she was a propper and warned us not to mess about with her 'prep stuff'. + +My car was still working at this point but was very flaky when it came to starting. I went into the city to the tower where I worked for some reason and got lost on a loop of flooring that repeated itself like an Escher painting. + +After I was done there I tried to drive away but my car wouldn't start. I left it and just sat