--- layout: page title: Untitled Archive Dream 44 dream: undated --- My sister had decided to buy a new car but was nervous as to what to speek to the garage about so went with my father. I went along for the ride but was dropped off at a house in Elland for whatever reason. Inside, I was cooking a large number of £1 coins in a rotary oven while comparing Bateman to Trump. My two cousins came around with a younger sister who I'd never seen before who had the same hair colour as them who had a plastic replica sword from a video game. The sword was bent and damaged and we were jokingly appraising it like Antiques Roadshow. After the appraisal the conversation turned to how staplers work.