From d9576c13db2f26fd026887db7129d98827b5b6d2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: breadcat Date: Wed, 10 Jul 2024 13:02:17 +0100 Subject: Sort quotes via script --- content/quotes.md | 215 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++--------------------------- 1 file changed, 109 insertions(+), 106 deletions(-) (limited to 'content') diff --git a/content/quotes.md b/content/quotes.md index b88a7a0..981d4ae 100644 --- a/content/quotes.md +++ b/content/quotes.md @@ -5,28 +5,25 @@ layout: single Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smile. Check the page source if you want to see some commented sources. ->'Tis a silly place >7/11 was a part time job ->:(){ :|: & };: +>Abandon hope all ye who enter here + +>Abort, she's onto us >A friend to all is a friend to none >A little bit of everything, all of the time ->A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "I think I might be type-o" - ->Abandon hope all ye who enter here - ->Abort, she's onto us - >Ambition makes you look pretty ugly >And I say your 3 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough >Apply the handbrake ya dumb broad +>A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "I think I might be type-o" + >Are we still in denial when we know we're not happy here >Aryan Tupac @@ -37,6 +34,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Back to the Pleistocene +>:(){ :|: & };: + >Be cheerful, enjoy your life >Be excellent to each other @@ -45,6 +44,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Better one day as a lion than a hundred days as a sheep +>[brackets], (parentheses) and {squirlies} + >Bread and circuses >Brevity is the soul of wit @@ -55,11 +56,9 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Bugger this for a game of soldiers ->But that's just a theory - >Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. God, life’s relentless. ->C'est la vie +>But that's just a theory >Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius @@ -67,16 +66,18 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Carne Por la Machina +>C'est la vie + >Coins I flip land on their sides >CSS is Awesome >Curious and curiouser ->d'ä e å, å i åa ä e ö - >Damnation, for this? +>d'ä e å, å i åa ä e ö + >Defer your gratification >Deus vult @@ -97,6 +98,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Each of us fights for what he lacks most +>🇬🇧 English (Traditional), 🇺🇸 English (Simplified) + >En svensk tiger >Errors by errorlight @@ -105,14 +108,14 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Ever felt the joy of karate chopping an ankle? ->Every man has his price - ->Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes - >Everybody lies >Everyday we stray further from Saradomin's light +>Every man has his price + +>Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes + >Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence >Face down, ass up, I've fallen and I can't get up @@ -159,10 +162,10 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Having fun is not a waste of time ->He has no wallet, I checked - >Heavy wizardry begins here +>He has no wallet, I checked + >Hell is real. Heaven is not >Hello! I've just shot somebody and I did it on purpose. I said, I have murdered a man and I want to confess @@ -195,39 +198,37 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully ->I had a plan for that rock - ->I hate to hate and I hate that +>If you could blow up the world with the flick of a switch would you do it? ->I have diplomatic immunity +>If you die in Russia, you die in real life ->I know it when I see it +>If you don't stand for something, you'll be sure to fall for anything ->I loathe Zuni aesthetics +>If you know beans about chili, you know that chili has no beans ->I mentally shake hands with you for your answer +>If you play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang ->I must apologize for Wimp Lo... he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke. +>If you're not turned on to politics, politics will turn on you ->I never saved anything for the swim back +>If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget ->I only doubted you up until the end +>If you were any simpler you'd have to be watered every day ->I pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico +>I had a plan for that rock ->I regret learning to read +>I hate to hate and I hate that ->I saw her duck with my telescope +>I have diplomatic immunity ->I suppose he meant well, but then so did Hitler +>I know it when I see it ->I think he took his wallet +>I loathe Zuni aesthetics ->I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes +>I'm bleeding, making me the victor ->I would rather starve than eat your bread +>I mentally shake hands with you for your answer ->I'm bleeding, making me the victor +>I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism >I'm not a real doctor, But I am a real worm @@ -237,41 +238,39 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. ->I've got a horse called Treacle. It's got golden stirrups - ->If you could blow up the world with the flick of a switch would you do it? - ->If you die in Russia, you die in real life - ->If you don't stand for something, you'll be sure to fall for anything - ->If you know beans about chili, you know that chili has no beans - ->If you play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang - ->If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget +>I must apologize for Wimp Lo... he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke. ->If you were any simpler you'd have to be watered every day +>Incidentally, my name is Gedächtnis ->If you're not turned on to politics, politics will turn on you +>I never saved anything for the swim back >In Scotland the forbidden fruit is fruit. +>Into the incinerator you go + >In war there are no winners, only widows >In your opinion, which country contributed most to the defeat of Germany in 1945? ->Incidentally, my name is Gedächtnis +>I only doubted you up until the end ->Into the incinerator you go +>I pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico + +>I regret learning to read >Is almond a fruit? +>I saw her duck with my telescope + +>ISO-8601 for life + >Is that a euphemism? >Is this capoeira? ->ISO-8601 for life +>I suppose he meant well, but then so did Hitler + +>I think he took his wallet >It is a very comfortable hell @@ -279,8 +278,6 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >It may not be a perfect system, but it's still the best one there is ->It takes forever, until it doesn't - >It's called a child-size soda because it is the size of a child >It's funny how a diagnosis can make things worse @@ -291,6 +288,14 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >It's probably fine +>It takes forever, until it doesn't + +>I've got a horse called Treacle. It's got golden stirrups + +>I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes + +>I would rather starve than eat your bread + >Jeremy Irons lives in your garage >Jessie, you're a good dog @@ -331,10 +336,10 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >May you live in interesting times ->Me? The one person I trusted most? - >Meeting Disconnected. The AI detected an unexpected loved one. +>Me? The one person I trusted most? + >Monster Island's actually a peninsula >More similar than different @@ -357,16 +362,22 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >NO ESCAPE, NO SURRENDER, NO WITNESSES +>nofkyo + >No kali-ba >No one knows anything ->nofkyo - >Not a hill I want to die on >Not great, not terrible +>Nothing cleans stubborn stains like suppressed anger + +>Nothing Is True and Everything Is Possible + +>Nothing will be born from hatred + >Not my circus, not my monkeys >Not today, old friend @@ -375,12 +386,6 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Not your keys, not your coins ->Nothing cleans stubborn stains like suppressed anger - ->Nothing Is True and Everything Is Possible - ->Nothing will be born from hatred - >Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides >Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers @@ -389,14 +394,14 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Oll Korrect ->On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog - >Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands >One clown leg >Only a sith deals in absolutes +>On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog + >Outside of a Dog, a Book is Man's Best Friend. Inside of a Dog, It's Too Dark to Read >Peaceful sheep live happily eating grass @@ -465,10 +470,10 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Tell me what you want, and I'll tell you if I'm free ->Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button - >Thanks, I hate it +>Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button + >That anime hologram's just not that into you >That's a maniac standpoint @@ -493,8 +498,16 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >The mask is heavy today? +>Theoretical degree in physics + >The patron saint of putting up with idiots +>There can be only one + +>There it is again. That funny feeling. + +>There was blood in the kitchen, there was blood in the hall + >The things you own end up owning you >The truth shall set you free @@ -503,14 +516,6 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >The years start coming and they don't stop coming ->Theoretical degree in physics - ->There can be only one - ->There it is again. That funny feeling. - ->There was blood in the kitchen, there was blood in the hall - >They only have to be lucky once, we have to be lucky always >They think your haircuts are un-American @@ -523,10 +528,10 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >This is extremely dangerous to our democracy ->This is only a test of the emergency broadcast system - >This isn't horseplay, it's a major felony +>This is only a test of the emergency broadcast system + >This meme is already nothing but a memory >Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. @@ -535,6 +540,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Tiny Terry loves his pickles +>'Tis a silly place + >Trust, but verify >Tsundoku @@ -555,6 +562,10 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >We'll burn that bridge when we get to it +>Well. I guess there's nothing to do but lay here and wait to die + +>Well I'm not here to fuck spiders + >We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyones arguing over where they're going to sit >We're just normal men. We're just innocent men @@ -563,24 +574,20 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son ->Well I'm not here to fuck spiders - ->Well. I guess there's nothing to do but lay here and wait to die - >What a digital dummy ->What a save! - >What are you screaming for? I haven't even started cooking yet ->What goes on in liminal space stays in liminal space, right? +>What a save! ->What we've got here is failure to communicate +>What goes on in liminal space stays in liminal space, right? >What's her name again? - Eileen, I think >What's it all about then? Seriously, when you get down to it +>What we've got here is failure to communicate + >When should I start to worry? >Where dreams go to die @@ -591,12 +598,12 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >wOrange, Orange, wGreen, Blue, wBlue, Green, wBrown, Brown +>Yes, even if they ask stupid questions + >Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad >Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ->Yes, even if they ask stupid questions - >Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders >Yes, there's a TV set on at number five, it's in the front room. They're watching Columbo @@ -611,32 +618,28 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >You guys have phones, don't you? +>You'll Own Nothing and You'll Be Happy + >You load 16 tons, what do you get? >You need to work on your threats ->You sound like my parole officer +>Your friends are having children on purpose ->You stay, I go. No following. +>Your proposal is acceptable ->You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary, between shit and syphilis +>Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. ->You will find out what we make at the factory when you work at the factory +>Your stories have entertained me. I will let you into the cave for a short time. ->You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning +>You sound like my parole officer ->You'll Own Nothing and You'll Be Happy +>You stay, I go. No following. >You've got razzle-dazzle ->Your friends are having children on purpose - ->Your proposal is acceptable - ->Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. - ->Your stories have entertained me. I will let you into the cave for a short time. +>You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary, between shit and syphilis ->[brackets], (parentheses) and {squirlies} +>You will find out what we make at the factory when you work at the factory ->🇬🇧 English (Traditional), 🇺🇸 English (Simplified) +>You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning \ No newline at end of file -- cgit v1.2.3