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Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smile. Check the page source if you want to see some commented sources.
>:(){ :|: & };: <!-- bash forkbomb -->
>[brackets], (parentheses) and {squirlies}
>7/11 was a part time job
>Abandon hope all ye who enter here <!-- Dante's Inferno -->
>Apply the handbrake ya dumb broad <!-- yu-gi-oh abridged -->
>Aryan Tupac
>As above, so below
>Back to the Pleistocene <!-- Edward Abbey -->
>Be excellent to each other <!-- bill and ted -->
>Being pissed off is better than being pissed on
>Brevity is the soul of wit
>Leave the handgun, take the cash <!-- simple creatures - lucy -->
>Bring snacks and supplies <!-- red hot chili peppers - road trippin -->
>Bugger this for a game of soldiers
>But that's just a theory
>C'est la vie <!-- such is life -->
>Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius <!-- kill them all; let God sort them out -->
>Call me Ishmael <!-- moby dick -->
>Coins I flip land on their sides <!-- the automatic lyrics -->
>CSS is Awesome
>Curious and curiouser <!-- alice in wonderland -->
>Damnation, for this? <!-- Gladius -->
>Deus vult <!-- god wills it -->
>Diamonds are intrinsically worthless <!-- de beers chairman, nicky oppenheimer -->
>Did you see that ludicrous display last night
>Do androids dream of dick? <!-- misprinted book label -->
>Don't sweat the small stuff
>Each of us fights for what he lacks most <!-- robert surcouf -->
>Errors by errorlight
>Ever felt the joy of karate chopping an ankle? <!-- lolnein -->
>Everybody lies <!-- house -->
>Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence <!-- sagan -->
>Feed me Seymore <!-- little shop of horrors -->
>Feels like we only go backwards <!-- tame impala -->
>Fuck off up the model village <!-- hot fuzz -->
>Furthermore, I consider that Carthage must be destroyed <!-- Cato the Censor -->
>Get used to disappointment
>Glory to Arstotska <!-- papers please -->
>Hail Hydra <!-- avengers -->
>Have you hugged your Zords today? <!-- power rangers movie -->
>Have you seen this chicken? <!-- wallace and gromitt -->
>Having fun is not a waste of time
>He has no wallet, I checked <!-- the office -->
>Heavy wizardry begins here
>Hell is real. Heaven is not
>Hesitation is defeat <!-- sekiro -->
>Hi, my name is Adobe and I'm a professional software suite <!-- dankpods -->
>History vindicated Kaczynski
>Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die <!-- fake buddhist quote -->
>How far do you think I can kick this bucket? <!-- joke punchline -->
>I am the milkman, my milk is delicious <!-- psychonauts -->
>I did not have sexual relations with that woman <!-- bill clinton -->
>I don't know about you, but I could murder a curry <!-- discworld -->
>I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully
>I had a plan for that rock <!-- hoarders -->
>I have diplomatic immunity <!-- lethal weapon 2 -->
>I know it when I see it
>I mentally shake hands with you for your answer
>I never saved anything for the swim back <!-- gattacca -->
>I regret learning to read
>I saw her duck with my telescope <!-- ambiguous sentence -->
>I think he took his wallet <!-- back to the future -->
>If you die in russia, you die in real life
>If you play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang <!-- anchorman -->
>If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget <!-- night vale -->
>If you were any simpler you’d have to be watered every day
>I'm not complaining, I'm just explaining <!-- austin mcconnell -->
>In Scotland the forbidden fruit is fruit. <!-- Gary Delaney -->
>In war there are no winners, only widows <!-- arrival -->
>In your opinion, which country contributed most to the defeat of Germany in 1945? <!-- IFOP poll -->
>Is almond a fruit? <!-- nailed it -->
>Is that a euphemism?
>ISO-8601 for life
>It is a very comfortable hell
>It takes forever, until it doesn't
>It's funny how a diagnosis can make things worse
>It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care <!-- office space -->
>It's not your pudding, you alzheimer's lout! <!-- cloud atlas -->
>It's probably fine
>Jeremy Irons lives in your garage
>Jessie, you're a good dog <!-- paw - jessie -->
>Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you <!-- joseph heller, kurt cobain -->
>Just one cornetto <!-- cornetto advert -->
>Keep it futile <!-- nathan barley -->
>keine gnade meine kinder <!-- no mercy, my children -->
>Let nothing human be alien to you
>Let's see what life has installed for us <!-- typo -->
>Magic must defeat magic <!-- jackie chan adventures -->
>Make your influence positive
>Mark, be honest. Is this not a little bit better than being dead? <!-- that mitchell and webb look -->
>Me? The one person I trusted most? <!-- poorly drawn lines -->
>Mother, should I trust the government <!-- pink floyd -->
>Mustn't grumble <!-- chas and dave wallop -->
>My tables are so clean you could eat off them <!-- discworld -->
>No capes <!-- the incredibles -->
>NO ESCAPE, NO SURRENDER, NO WITNESSES
>No kali-ba
>No one knows anything
>nofkyo <!-- exurb1a - no one fucking knows yet, okay -->
>Not a hill I want to die on
>Not great, not terrible <!-- chernobyl -->
>Not my circus, not my monkeys <!-- polish phrase -->
>Not today, old friend <!-- the simpsons -->
>Not waving, but drowning <!-- stevie smith poem -->
>Nothing will be born from hatred
>Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides <!-- discworld -->
>Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers <!-- motown missile -->
>Off we go then
>On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog <!-- the new yorker -->
>One clown leg <!-- midnight gospel -->
>Only a sith deals in absolutes <!-- star wars prequel -->
>Peaceful sheep live happily eating grass <!-- close to the sun -->
>Pining for the fjords <!-- monty python -->
>Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
>Poverty has its freedoms; opulence has its obstacles
>RAID is not backup
>Rosalind's a fucking nightmare <!-- taskmaster -->
>Roses are red, violets are blue, Unexpected '{' on line 32
>Row row. Fight the power <!-- gurren lagann -->
>Run Joey, Run! You should be faster now! <!-- flashgitz -->
>Seldom surprised, often disappointed
>Shh my child... Let's not do to anything too rash...
>Shikata ga nai <!-- japanese phrase, it cannot be helped -->
>Shooting stars only <!-- the langoliers -->
>Sic semper tyrannis you fucking idiot
>Sleep is Just Death Being Shy <!-- exurb1a -->
>Snifters of cognac for everyone
>So it goes <!-- slaughterhouse five -->
>Sometimes I work for the government <!-- psychonauts -->
>Sometimes war dreams of itself <!-- carl von clausewitz -->
>Swansea is the graveyard of ambition <!-- not dylan thomas -->
>Tart baker <!-- midnight gospel -->
>Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. <!-- star trek tng -->
>Thanks, I hate it <!-- reddit -->
>That’s my secret Cap'. I’m always tired. <!-- avengers -->
>The burned hand teaches best <!-- tokien -->
>The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race <!-- uncle ted -->
>The things you own end up owning you <!-- fight club -->
>The years start coming and they don't stop coming <!-- smash mouth -->
>Theoretical degree in physics <!-- fallout -->
>There can be only one <!-- highlander -->
>They think your haircuts are un-American <!-- beatles interview -->
>Things won't always be this good
>This inhuman place makes human monsters <!-- The Shining -->
>This is extremely dangerous to our democracy <!-- sinclair broadcast group -->
>This isn't horseplay, it's a major felony <!-- Hudson Hawk -->
>This meme is already nothing but a memory
>Three men, two ladies <!-- psychoville -->
>Tiny Terry loves his pickles <!-- brooklyn nine-nine -->
>'Tis a silly place <!-- monty python and the holy grail -->
>Tsundoku
>Two hundred dollar, please <!-- psychoville -->
>Two steps forward, three steps back
>Well I'm not here to fuck spiders <!-- australian slang -->
>Well. I guess there's nothing to do but lay here and wait to die
>What a digital dummy <!-- yu-gi
