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+title: Blue room
+dream: dated
+date: 2022-05-17
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+I was at my parents house in my old bedroom with my mum however all the furniture had been rmeoved and the room had been lined with poorly painted blue sheets of plywood on all the walls and floor.
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+I was talking with my mum who said she was having a problem with insects in the room, so gave me a barely inflated football and asked me to bounce it around, crushing the bugs in the process.
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+title: Embarrassing Asda
+dream: dated
+date: 2022-05-22
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+I was driving home in heavy rain at night and the sat nav in the car was messing up, telling me to zigzag through side streets instead of going through a fully open straight road.
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+I could barely see however, and at the last junction I heard a thump and a scraping noise where I'd run over a couple of cones that didn't need to be there in the road. They were still mostly up and it was raining heavily so I just drove off and entered a shopping centre car park. It was still raining heavily and I couldn't see the signs for directions so ended up entering through the exit and meeting traffic that just beeped at me while I gestured knowing I was in the wrong.
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+I arrived at an Asda supermarket however you weren't allowed to leave once you'd entered without buying any items so I picked up what I thought was a drink in a small bottle and a packet of boiled sweets.
+When waiting in a line for a till I was approached by a pretty young woman who was asking me lots of questions about who I was and what I was doing. She awkwardly pointed out I was only buying condoms and lube but I casually went along wth it like it was what I'd intended all along.
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+Finally at the till I tried paying wth my debit card but it wouldn't accept it, so I offered cash for the items but my pockets were filled with all kinds of random metallic objects, and the cashier couldn't really count and was convinced I was trying to sort change her. While pulling the metal out of my pockets I had also pulled out a couple of knives used for work and a realistic looking gun that was actually a lighter.
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+As I finally got through the till with my pockets jingling, holding the pistol and my unwanted items I was stopped by two policemen who asked me to confirm my cars licence plate which I did. I assumed that this was to do with running over the traffic cones but they checked over a sheet of paper and told me all was in order and left without saying anything further.
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