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+title: Vended cups
+memoir: college
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+In the break room at college we had a water cooler and a hot drinks vending machine, as the water cooler was free we inevitably used up all the disposable cups while the vending machine was left relatively untouched.
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+We discovered one morning you could reach up into the vending machine and pull out the cups that the machine dispensed, then use those for water.
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+We had a hapless and somewhat autistic student in this college who one morning decided to try and vend a hot chocolate. He inserted his money, pressed the option, and the vending machine which was now left sans-cups just poured hot chocolate straight into the machines drain.
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+The student was absolutely furious with this and started bawling his eyes out as the rest of us mercilles students just laughed at his misfortune.
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+The colleges' administrator came up to see what all the racket was about and proceeded to give us all a bollocking for 'damaging' the machine and wasting food.
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+One of our cockier students retorted that if there were sufficient cups for the water, we wouldn't have had to resort to stealing from the other machine
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