Move single pages to single files

1 files changed, 0 insertions, 318 deletions

diff --git a/content/quotes/_index.md b/content/quotes/_index.md
deleted file mode 100644
index 3d36bf1..0000000
--- a/content/quotes/_index.md
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,318 +0,0 @@
----
-title: Quotes
-layout: single
----
-
-Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smile. Check the page source if you want to see some commented sources.
-
->:(){ :|: & };: <!-- bash forkbomb -->
-
->[brackets], (parentheses) and {squirlies}
-
->7/11 was a part time job
-
->Abandon hope all ye who enter here <!-- Dante's Inferno -->
-
->Apply the handbrake ya dumb broad <!-- yu-gi-oh abridged -->
-
->Aryan Tupac
-
->As above, so below
-
->Back to the Pleistocene <!-- Edward Abbey -->
-
->Be excellent to each other <!-- bill and ted -->
-
->Being pissed off is better than being pissed on
-
->Brevity is the soul of wit
-
->Leave the handgun, take the cash <!-- simple creatures - lucy -->
-
->Bring snacks and supplies <!-- red hot chili peppers - road trippin -->
-
->Bugger this for a game of soldiers
-
->But that's just a theory
-
->C'est la vie <!-- such is life -->
-
->Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius <!-- kill them all; let God sort them out -->
-
->Call me Ishmael <!-- moby dick -->
-
->Coins I flip land on their sides <!-- the automatic lyrics -->
-
->CSS is Awesome
-
->Curious and curiouser <!-- alice in wonderland -->
-
->Deus vult <!-- god wills it -->
-
->Diamonds are intrinsically worthless <!-- de beers chairman, nicky oppenheimer -->
-
->Did you see that ludicrous display last night
-
->Do androids dream of dick? <!-- misprinted book label -->
-
->Don't sweat the small stuff
-
->Errors by errorlight
-
->Ever felt the joy of karate chopping an ankle? <!-- lolnein -->
-
->Feed me Seymore <!-- little shop of horrors -->
-
->Feels like we only go backwards <!-- tame impala -->
-
->Fuck off up the model village <!-- hot fuzz -->
-
->Furthermore, I consider that Carthage must be destroyed <!-- Cato the Censor -->
-
->Get used to disappointment
-
->Glory to Arstotska <!-- papers please -->
-
->Hail Hydra <!-- avengers -->
-
->Have you hugged your Zords today? <!-- power rangers movie -->
-
->Have you seen this chicken? <!-- wallace and gromitt -->
-
->Having fun is not a waste of time
-
->He has no wallet, I checked <!-- the office -->
-
->Heavy wizardry begins here
-
->Hell is real. Heaven is not
-
->Hesitation is defeat <!-- sekiro -->
-
->History vindicated Kaczynski
-
->Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die <!-- fake buddhist quote -->
-
->How far do you think I can kick this bucket? <!-- joke punchline -->
-
->I am the milkman, my milk is delicious <!-- psychonauts -->
-
->I did not have sexual relations with that woman <!-- bill clinton -->
-
->I don't know about you, but I could murder a curry <!-- discworld -->
-
->I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully
-
->I had a plan for that rock <!-- hoarders -->
-
->I have diplomatic immunity
-
->I know it when I see it
-
->I mentally shake hands with you for your answer
-
->I never saved anything for the swim back <!-- gattacca -->
-
->I regret learning to read
-
->I saw her duck with my telescope <!-- ambiguous sentence -->
-
->I think he took his wallet <!-- back to the future -->
-
->If you die in russia, you die in real life
-
->If you play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang <!-- anchorman -->
-
->If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget
-
->I'm not complaining, I'm just explaining <!-- austin mcconnell -->
-
->In war there are no winners, only widows <!-- arrival -->
-
->In your opinion, which country contributed most to the defeat of Germany in 1945? <!-- IFOP poll -->
-
->Is that a euphemism?
-
->It's not your pudding, you alzheimer's lout! <!-- cloud atlas -->
-
->ISO-8601 for life
-
->It is a very comfortable hell
-
->It takes forever, until it doesn't
-
->It's funny how a diagnosis can make things worse
-
->It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care <!-- office space -->
-
->It's probably fine
-
->Jeremy Irons lives in your garage
-
->Jessie, you're a good dog <!-- paw - jessie -->
-
->Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you
-
->Just one cornetto
-
->Keep it futile <!-- nathan barley -->
-
->keine gnade meine kinder
-
->Let nothing human be alien to you
-
->Let's see what life has installed for us <!-- typo -->
-
->Magic must defeat magic <!-- jackie chan adventures -->
-
->Make your influence positive
-
->Mark, be honest. Is this not a little bit better than being dead? <!-- that mitchell and webb look -->
-
->Mother, should I trust the government <!-- pink floyd -->
-
->Mustn't grumble <!-- chas and dave wallop -->
-
->My tables are so clean you could eat off them
-
->No capes <!-- the incredibles -->
-
->NO ESCAPE, NO SURRENDER, NO WITNESSES
-
->No kali-ba
-
->No one knows anything
-
->nofkyo <!-- exurb1a - no one fucking knows yet, okay -->
-
->Not a hill I want to die on
-
->Not great, not terrible <!-- chernobyl -->
-
->Not my circus, not my monkeys
-
->Not today, old friend
-
->Not waving, but drowning
-
->Nothing will be born from hatred
-
->Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides <!-- discworld -->
-
->Off we go then
-
->One clown leg <!-- midnight gospel -->
-
->Only a sith deals in absolutes <!-- star trek prequel -->
-
->Peaceful sheep live happily eating grass <!-- close to the sun -->
-
->Pining for the fjords <!-- monty python -->
-
->Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
-
->Poverty has its freedoms; opulence has its obstacles
-
->RAID is not backup
-
->Rosalind's a fucking nightmare <!-- taskmaster -->
-
->Roses are red, violets are blue, Unexpected '{' on line 32
-
->Row row. Fight the power
-
->Seldom surprised, often disappointed
-
->Shh my child... Let's not do to anything too rash...
-
->Shikata ga nai <!-- japanese phrase, it cannot be helped -->
-
->Shooting stars only <!-- the langoliers -->
-
->Sic semper tyrannis you fucking idiot
-
->Snifters of cognac for everyone
-
->So it goes <!-- slaughterhouse five -->
-
->Sometimes I work for the government <!-- psychonauts -->
-
->Swansea is the graveyard of ambition <!-- not dylan thomas -->
-
->Tart baker <!-- midnight gospel -->
-
->Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. <!-- star trek tng -->
-
->Thanks, I hate it
-
->That’s my secret Cap'. I’m always tired.
-
->The burned hand teaches best <!-- tokien -->
-
->The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race <!-- uncle ted -->
-
->The things you own end up owning you <!-- fight club -->
-
->The years start coming and they don't stop coming <!-- smash mouth -->
-
->Theoretical degree in physics <!-- fallout -->
-
->There can be only one <!-- highlander -->
-
->Things won't always be this good
-
->This inhuman place makes human monsters <!-- The Shining -->
-
->This isn't horseplay, it's a major felony <!-- Hudson Hawk -->
-
->This meme is already nothing but a memory
-
->Three men, two ladies
-
->Tiny Terry loves his pickles <!-- brooklyn nine-nine -->
-
->'Tis a silly place <!-- monty python and the holy grail -->
-
->Tsundoku
-
->Two hundred dollar, please
-
->Two steps forward, three steps back
-
->Well I'm not here to fuck spiders <!-- australian slang -->
-
->Well. I guess there's nothing to do but lay here and wait to die
-
->What a digital dummy <!-- yu-gi-oh -->
-
->What a save! <!-- rocket league -->
-
->What's her name again? - Eileen, I think <!-- american dad -->
-
->What's it all about then? Seriously, when you get down to it
-
->When should I start to worry? <!-- south park -->
-
->Where dreams go to die
-
->Who you calling a stalker? I'm not a stalker, you're a stalker!
-
->With all the things you have in your life, are you any more happy than your dog? <!-- ramesh balsekar -->
-
->wOrange, Orange, wGreen, Blue, wBlue, Green, wBrown, Brown <!-- cat5 network cable -->
-
->Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad <!-- aldous huxley -->
-
->You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need one to skydive twice
-
->You guys have phones, don't you? <!-- diablo press conference -->
-
->You sound like my parole officer
-
->You stay, I go. No following. <!-- the iron giant -->
-
->You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning
-
->Your proposal is acceptable
-
->You've got razzle-dazzle <!-- sun-maid raisins -->
\ No newline at end of file