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diff --git a/content/quotes.md b/content/quotes.md index f198a77..aa3fb27 100644 --- a/content/quotes.md +++ b/content/quotes.md @@ -5,12 +5,12 @@ layout: single Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smile. Check the page source if you want to see some commented sources. ->:(){ :|: & };: <!-- bash forkbomb --> - ->[brackets], (parentheses) and {squirlies} +>'Tis a silly place <!-- monty python and the holy grail --> >7/11 was a part time job +>:(){ :|: & };: <!-- bash forkbomb --> + >A friend to all is a friend to none <!-- aristotle --> >A little bit of everything, all of the time <!-- bo burnham --> @@ -55,14 +55,14 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. God, life’s relentless. <!-- peep show --> +>C'est la vie <!-- such is life --> + >Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius <!-- kill them all; let God sort them out --> >Call me Ishmael <!-- moby dick --> >Carne Por la Machina <!-- the expanse --> ->C'est la vie <!-- such is life --> - >Coins I flip land on their sides <!-- the automatic lyrics --> >CSS is Awesome @@ -219,6 +219,18 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >I would rather starve than eat your bread <!-- pearl jam corduroy --> +>I'm bleeding, making me the victor <!-- kung pow --> + +>I'm not a real doctor, But I am a real worm <!-- they might be giants --> + +>I'm not complaining, I'm just explaining <!-- austin mcconnell --> + +>I'm not giving my name to a machine <!-- futurama --> + +>I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. <!-- the office --> + +>I've got a horse called Treacle. It's got golden stirrups <!-- tim vine --> + >If you could blow up the world with the flick of a switch would you do it? <!-- flaming lips --> >If you die in Russia, you die in real life @@ -235,16 +247,6 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >If you're not turned on to politics, politics will turn on you <!-- ralph nader --> ->I'm bleeding, making me the victor <!-- kung pow --> - ->I'm not a real doctor, But I am a real worm <!-- they might be giants --> - ->I'm not complaining, I'm just explaining <!-- austin mcconnell --> - ->I'm not giving my name to a machine <!-- futurama --> - ->I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. <!-- the office --> - >In Scotland the forbidden fruit is fruit. <!-- Gary Delaney --> >In war there are no winners, only widows <!-- arrival --> @@ -281,8 +283,6 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >It's probably fine ->I've got a horse called Treacle. It's got golden stirrups <!-- tim vine --> - >Jeremy Irons lives in your garage <!-- taskmaster --> >Jessie, you're a good dog <!-- paw - jessie --> @@ -349,8 +349,6 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >No one knows anything ->Nothing cleans stubborn stains like suppressed anger <!-- Unseen Academicals --> - >nofkyo <!-- exurb1a - no one fucking knows yet, okay --> >Not a hill I want to die on @@ -365,6 +363,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Not your keys, not your coins <!-- cryptocurrency phrase --> +>Nothing cleans stubborn stains like suppressed anger <!-- Unseen Academicals --> + >Nothing Is True and Everything Is Possible <!-- Peter Pomerantsev book --> >Nothing will be born from hatred <!-- Gesicht, Pluto manga --> @@ -503,10 +503,10 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >This inhuman place makes human monsters <!-- The Shining --> ->This is only a test of the emergency broadcast system <!-- pennywise --> - >This is extremely dangerous to our democracy <!-- sinclair broadcast group --> +>This is only a test of the emergency broadcast system <!-- pennywise --> + >This isn't horseplay, it's a major felony <!-- Hudson Hawk --> >This meme is already nothing but a memory @@ -519,14 +519,12 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Trust, but verify <!-- russian phrase --> ->Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude <!-- that's entertainment --> - ->'Tis a silly place <!-- monty python and the holy grail --> - >Tsundoku >Two hundred dollar, please <!-- psychoville --> +>Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude <!-- that's entertainment --> + >Two steps forward, three steps back >Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without @@ -539,15 +537,17 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >We'll burn that bridge when we get to it <!-- malaphor --> ->Well I'm not here to fuck spiders <!-- australian slang --> +>We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyones arguing over where they're going to sit <!-- david suzuki --> ->We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son <!-- the simpsons --> +>We're just normal men. We're just innocent men <!-- cbbc hacker --> ->Well. I guess there's nothing to do but lay here and wait to die +>We've all technically kicked a pregnant woman ->We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyones arguing over where they're going to sit <!-- david suzuki --> +>We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son <!-- the simpsons --> ->We've all technically kicked a pregnant woman +>Well I'm not here to fuck spiders <!-- australian slang --> + +>Well. I guess there's nothing to do but lay here and wait to die >What a digital dummy <!-- yu-gi-oh --> @@ -607,6 +607,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >You'll Own Nothing and You'll Be Happy <!-- Ida Auken --> +>You've got razzle-dazzle <!-- sun-maid raisins --> + >Your friends are having children on purpose <!-- reddit rastus547 --> >Your proposal is acceptable <!-- men in black --> @@ -615,6 +617,6 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Your stories have entertained me. I will let you into the cave for a short time. <!-- oldschool runescape --> ->You've got razzle-dazzle <!-- sun-maid raisins --> +>[brackets], (parentheses) and {squirlies} >🇬🇧 English (Traditional), 🇺🇸 English (Simplified) |