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diff --git a/content/quotes.md b/content/quotes.md index 0d49cc6..448fd0b 100644 --- a/content/quotes.md +++ b/content/quotes.md @@ -67,6 +67,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Everybody lies <!-- house --> +>Everyday we stray further from Saradomin's light <!-- runescape --> + >Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence <!-- sagan --> >Feed me Seymore <!-- little shop of horrors --> @@ -339,9 +341,9 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad <!-- aldous huxley --> ->You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need one to skydive twice +>You are being shagged by a rare parrot! <!-- last chance to see --> ->You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary, between shit and syphilis <!-- what the hell did I just read --> +>You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need one to skydive twice >You guys have phones, don't you? <!-- diablo press conference --> @@ -349,6 +351,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi >You stay, I go. No following. <!-- the iron giant --> +>You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary, between shit and syphilis <!-- what the hell did I just read --> + >You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning <!-- father ted --> >Your proposal is acceptable <!-- men in black --> |