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+title: Dales diamond
+dream: dated
+date: 2019-03-09
+---
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+I was staying at an old hotel in the [Yorkshire Dales](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_Dales) with about 10 other guests who were all there on the hunt for a mysterious diamond that had been believed to exist but had been lost to time.
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+As a group, me and the other guests solved a bundle of problems while navigating around rooms. Some of the puzzles required multiple people to work together, lifting pieces of string while holding objects out of the way so the string could move freely to release further mechanisms in the puzzle.
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+Eventually a map showed us what we believed we had the location of the diamond, however it indicated it was in a cellar near an underground stream that had since been eroded away.
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+The hotel also featured a kind of miniature museum with a scale model of the building and the surrounding area, I took a chisel and started digging into this chalky model in which I found the diamond in the place the map had indicated.
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+title: Paris guard
+dream: dated
+date: 2022-04-23
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+Due to a diversity hiring program, Paris Hilton was working as a security guard in a large storage warehouse.
+To keep from being bored during the night, she'd started painting the walls from a cream colour to a dark green however was painting them in bands, one brick band at a time so had only done the first 3 bands of breeze blocks over the past couple of months.
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+Most evenings, the warehouse complex was broken into by four teenagers, (two male and two female, who also had two micro-pigs as pets) who had been told that one of the storage lockers in the complex contained something secret however hadn't been told the specific locker, only that they'd know it when they saw it.
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+As Paris was so focused on painting the walls the burgulars were never stopped or challenged and had already gone through a large percentage of the lockers but still hasn't found what they were looking for.
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