commit c0f855223339f45808975992263e09eab39c8943
parent 856399a3707645e06012c48ca446c6727027caf6
Author: breadcat <breadcat@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Tue, 28 Feb 2023 18:24:49 +0000
Update quotes
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diff --git a/content/quotes.md b/content/quotes.md
@@ -567,6 +567,8 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi
>Yes, even if they ask stupid questions <!-- love everyone meme, no matter what -->
+>Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders <!-- the new yorker -->
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>You are being shagged by a rare parrot! <!-- last chance to see -->
>You are tending a plant that is dead <!-- star trek discovery -->
@@ -587,10 +589,14 @@ Quotes I've found in and around the Internet, collected because they make me smi
>You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary, between shit and syphilis <!-- what the hell did I just read -->
+>You will find out what we make at the factory when you work at the factory <!-- weird the al yankovic story -->
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>You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning <!-- father ted -->
>You'll Own Nothing and You'll Be Happy <!-- Ida Auken -->
+>Your friends are having children on purpose <!-- reddit rastus547 -->
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>Your proposal is acceptable <!-- men in black -->
>Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. <!-- jurassic park -->